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El is 99% done with Sweet Talk (Love Lines, #2)
no idea how i didn’t get that plot twist beforehand! points for surprising me and being unexpectedly cute actually
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Sweet Talk (Love Lines, #2)

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El is 99% done with Still Mad About You
any author who uses „sheesh“ unironically in a published work should be banned from the book market
May 17, 2026 01:59PM Add a comment
Still Mad About You

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El is 99% done with Drop Dead
i am amazed by my own discipline. how did i get through this. i have read better fanfiction on shady websites… how did this book get published? how was this book written? i literally put the speed to 1,5 for it to be over faster. i had no idea someone could make enemies to lovers, by far the sexiest trope to exist, so flavorless and bland. congratulations. at least i didn’t spend any money on this lol
May 17, 2026 02:16AM Add a comment
Drop Dead

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El is 40% done with Drop Dead
just saw that the german edition is dubbed „totgesagt leben länger“ lmao these translations are continuing to be hilarious
May 14, 2026 04:13AM Add a comment
Drop Dead

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El is 80% done with Rivers of London
this is amaaaaazing !! i love this book so much
May 11, 2026 05:07AM Add a comment
Rivers of London

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El is 99% done with Remain Nameless (Spectrum, #1)
thank fuck it’s finally over
Apr 24, 2026 02:13AM Add a comment
Remain Nameless (Spectrum, #1)

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El is 99% done with Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
thank you and also fuck you for once again raising my standards to disproportionate heights! kinda the first dramione i’ve actually finished, so that’s interesting. needed this as a welcome distraction from studying for my a-levels 🙂🔫 hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me
Apr 12, 2026 01:45PM Add a comment
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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El is on page 92 of 165 of Die Leiden des jungen Werther
ach ja. also wenn ein typ versucht, “sich ihrer mit gewalt zu bemächtigen” dann ist das ein zeichen seiner tiefen und reinen leidenschaft und außerdem wollte sie das ja auch und da spielt es gar keine rolle, dass sie „nein“ gesagt hat und weggelaufen ist? und werther ist so fett beeindruckt von diesem kerl, ich kann ihn einfach nicht mehr ernstnehmen
Feb 07, 2026 12:15AM Add a comment
Die Leiden des jungen Werther

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El is on page 81 of 165 of Die Leiden des jungen Werther
werther is just a sad boy who’s in his feelings quite a lot. schade für ihn.
Feb 01, 2026 01:45PM Add a comment
Die Leiden des jungen Werther

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El is 99% done with Taken at the Flood
after the blue train this is now the second time i’ve rooted for the hot love interest who turns out to be the murderer — before and also after the revelation of this. i’m beginning to question the presence of my moral compass?
and also, don’t even get me bloody started on the final chapter! lyn marrying farmcore after he tried to strangle her cause that proved he wasn’t as meek as she thought he was?? wtf
Jan 31, 2026 11:51PM Add a comment
Taken at the Flood

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El is on page 143 of 164 of Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine
men: ❌
the church: ❌
men of the church: ❌
i’ve made up my mind. that fxcker deserves to hear everything she says in this letter and while i don’t believe it really existed and she sent it,
… a girl can dream …
Nov 15, 2025 01:46PM Add a comment
Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine

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El is on page 115 of 164 of Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine
my astonishment for this woman grows with every page. what is that if not feminism? and how tf could she have been able to predict all the shit the church would go on to do to women in the following centuries (until now, if you ask me) ?? “proud bedpost” should also enter my vocabulary along with “itchy-fingered bedfellow” lol
Nov 15, 2025 02:23AM Add a comment
Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine

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El is on page 20 of 164 of Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine
damn this girl is mad
quote after quote i’ll have to write down and learn by heart until the day comes to make use of them… “i have no faith in such a god” is fire
Nov 10, 2025 01:38PM Add a comment
Vita Brevis: A Letter to St Augustine

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El is on page 151 of 328 of Wuthering Heights
can’t find my edition but all of them have different page numbers?? confusing
Nov 02, 2025 02:16AM Add a comment
Wuthering Heights

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El is on page 150 of 328 of Wuthering Heights
any respect for heathcliff is gone after this entire isabella ordeal. i am beyond it. the pacing is terrible at this point and i have to force myself to continue reading. no character has my sympathy and that makes it a very hard book to read. i also just passed heathcliff calling isabella a slut and going on about the ^dynamics^ of his treatment of her and i think they took this as the starting point for the movie
Nov 02, 2025 02:09AM Add a comment
Wuthering Heights

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El is on page 80 of 328 of Wuthering Heights
heathcliff: 🎶backstreet’s back, alright!🎶
catherine: 🎶when did you get hot?🎶
seriously, i am so ready for heathcliffs unhinged revenge cause miss cathy had it coming A MILE AWAY girl youre not ready for whats about to happen. also, charli xcx is playing in my head the entire time and i picture heathcliff as jacob elordi so casting 100% accurate
Oct 26, 2025 01:56PM Add a comment
Wuthering Heights

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El is on page 120 of 273 of Normal People
Jan 19, 2023 12:05AM Add a comment
Normal People

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El is on page 775 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)
I never would’ve guessed I’d be so involved in this book, but now I’m actually quite cool with it. Turns out it isn’t as stupid as I thought it was lol
Aug 20, 2022 12:53AM Add a comment
The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

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El is on page 408 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)
Sabran + Ead = dreamteam best ship forever 💖 also jannart and niclays but one of them is dead and the other one is an asshole so I’m not sure what to think 😭
Aug 12, 2022 04:04AM Add a comment
The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

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El is on page 102 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)
Jannart has hair until the small of his back wtf
Aug 07, 2022 08:37AM Add a comment
The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

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El is finished with Carol
This is guttural, and I love that. I constantly picture cate blanchett as carol but I can’t picture rooney mara as therese, but maybe that’s just because I don’t like her. I can’t really understand Therese’s character, I don’t know why she’s doing certain things, and it’s not explained in the book. That’s the only thing I don’t really like
Jul 29, 2022 01:59AM Add a comment
Carol

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El is on page 115 of 311 of Carol
This is guttural, and I love that. I constantly picture cate blanchett as carol but I can’t picture rooney mara as therese, but maybe that’s just because I don’t like her. I can’t really understand Therese’s character, I don’t know why she’s doing certain things, and it’s not explained in the book. That’s the only thing I don’t really like
Jun 21, 2022 04:43AM Add a comment
Carol

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