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he’s kinda weird for describing it like That, man…

man… i could really use a break

woah, bro was quoting shakespeare as if he’s reiterating the word of god

dammit, he almost got me. damn controller.

imagine being outwitted by a shorty named bernard, oh my ford. #out-alpha+ed

what is up with these people and their fixation with women being pneumatic?

i don’t care much for rich people and their sufferings. what an infuriating bunch.

ambrosio: i can excuse (my) sexual predation but i draw the line at witchcraft

this is the reason i never got into genetic engineering, too many sweats

what a long-ass prayer… girl, just say amen and go to sleep

two powerful and influential men but they were surprisingly unable to exhaust all possible means to know what the shit really happened to agnes in that hellhole of a convent? bitch, please.

that corpse bride subplot alone… just let it go at that point

i just checked the next chapter, and it’s a continuation of raymond’s chronicles. jesus christ, get it over with, man.

men are so easy. ambrosio is such a hypocrite lol he proved to be tolerant and lenient with himself while patronizing and strict with others.

let me take a wild guess and say that ambrosio is antonia’s long-lost brother

me trying to read the first few stanzas of the preface: oh mah gah, who wrote this?

after the preface: a 20-year old, apparently : D

i know the book is supposed to be horror but that was the perfect setup for an angry love confession, god, what a bummer…

holy shit, that was terrifying. it hasn’t even been a week yet since their arrival at hill house and eleanor is already showing signs of psychosis.

is this doomed yuri after all?

“i’m positive we’re cousins.” and there i was, pretty sure i was picking up on sapphic undertones

willem de kooning’s paintbrush

okay, you hate your boyfriend, now what?

i have been outwhimsied

in a kingdom beneath the sea

i’m lost, and i guess so was the point of the first story. dawg, i’m so confused.

it’s nothing, just trying to figure out how to pronounce montague

i don’t know, paul should have tried hooking up with baxter because it surely looked like it could work out between them.

also, paul and annie were crazy, dawg.

that was one hell of a case of avoidant attachment. it was so bad, i started searching for home remedies i could use to fix mine just so i don’t end up like our brazen protagonist here.

my brain is all in shambles trying to figure out how paul could possibly manage the herculean task of establishing a healthy and dynamic relationship with women all the while enfeebled by the oedipus and madonna-whore complex. freud would have been high as a kite if he procured such a test subject.

why was paul so persistent in proving that clara maltreated her ex-husband, and thus responsible, to some extent, on their marriage falling apart? i’m so sick of this guy’s hypocrisy.

paul and miriam are the epitome of platonic soulmates and there should have been no buts but i agree with them, it would not have work.

competing with a teenage girl over her own son’s attention and very being is crazy. now, he would grow incapable of forming a healthy relationship with other women because she groomed him into thinking that any soul-consuming relationship with a woman would leave her in agony and suffering owing to what happened with her first weird obsession with her eldest son. ok, we understand, but get a grip, girl.