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Also I will never finish this book bc there’s not enough Bluesy fanfiction out there to stop me from spiralling into the state of nothingness that occurs after finishing such a beloved series. Soooo farewell 2025 reading challenge ig

This book is charging towards an end and leaving me behind. Blue is a tree now?

Inloveinloveinloveinlove

Ofc ganseys a swimmer 🥴

Ofc Ronan calls him dad

Ofc Blue got suspended for angry feminism

Not the Elders cap 😭

I had no book, so I walked to the library, I borrowed a book, I walked home, and now I have book! Ah the miracle of legs…

Also. This series is so indulgent I want to eat it. But I won’t because- 💁‍♀️ library germs 🦠

Australian fairytale - i needed something obscure and esoteric

'But look at the acacia, a series of pathetic little bushes.' 👀

A recommendation from Clarice, the whimsical senorita who thinks my name is Baby and gives me book recommendations every time I sit at her kitchen bench. 🫘

Started getting bored and skimming and THEN BAM! THE SISTER IS ACTUALLY THE *MOTHER*?! Barnsey strikes again ☠️

YES! It's giving Raven Boys dialogue, which is about all I need to enjoy a book. Also? Characters are charactering. At once, great, but also sucky because it draws attention to the fact that all my characters are the same person (except Addy bb)

The author went IM GONNA BE DIFFERENT with the characters. But so did everyone else, so now the whole badass princess and man-eating siren thing is just annoying me. WHY CANT ANYONE BE LOVELY ANYMORE?

the rest is très bien tho 👌

parfait

‘When she gets third, at least she’s happy to have placed. But second. That’s too close to first. Second hurts.’

ofc the one time a girl at dance asks me what I’m reading and I have the opportunity to show that Im actually a cool gal Im reading THIS JUNK FOOD. Sigh, but no one can say these aren’t the most bingeable books ever… 🫢

AHMAHGAH well if this isn't seven billion times better than I thought it would be! The 100 x Uglies x ASOUE x Wilder Girls x The Handmaid's Tale x Outlander x Wild Beauty x Tristan and Isolde x Stepford Wives 🤩

well now that's just disgusting 😖

*groans as I lower myself into the chair* *puts on contrarian glasses* *opens book* alrighty. i'm ready.

'...Puritan ideals-'

*gags* *closes book* *evacuates* nope, nope i am not.

yeah probs not the book to be reaidng alongside the handmaid's tale, but hey - if wer're doing the angry-feminism route, we're really going to do it. Get ready for a Review.

Mon premier livre en français car la bibliothèque est trop lente et Anna et la Bise Française m’a inspirée à apprendre plus vite ! Ça prendra beaucoup de temps, mais ça en vaudra la peine et le temps, j’espère.

Oh mon Dieu. Je vais écrire en français parce qu’apparemment l’auteure n’a pas les competences necessaries. MAIS JE M’EN FICHE. C’EST PARFAIT. J’adore les personnages, et le garçon St Clair m’a rappelé Gansey si Gansey était dans une com-rom et que ses intérêts n’avaient aucune importance.

However, his mum had cancer for like two seconds and he grieved like she died. Like cmon, dude. 🙄

Adam: *six hour amnesia, found on the side of the highway, running away from home*
Noah: *kissing Blue, and also- you know- dead*
Ronan: *crashing sportscars and doing way too many drugs with way too vulgar murderers*

Gansey: I WAS AWAY FOR TWO DAYS!!

Meanwhile Blues sleeping in Gansey’s sheets and drinking mint tea as though she wasn’t dating Adam 😬

A: that might work on ronan but it doesn’t work on me
G: unlike you, ronan didn’t take my car. He didn’t lie to me
Me: *looks to The Office cam*
~ The previous chapter ~
Ronan, on the other side of the state: *crashing Gansey’s Camaro into a pole*

This book has an amazing director, actors and cinematography. AKA everything conveys the author's vision perfectly in a way one person shouldn't be able to accomplish. 👏👏👏🎬

I so badly want to finish it, but I need the next one on the go.

This is uncharted territory of GOOD BOOK. Never have I ever, and that’s a bold statement
coming from me. OH OKAY SO ACTUALLY LIE. What’s not to love is a thing. But so is this book.

When the psychic mum goes: “I have never asked you to do anything before. Blue, *stay away from those boys*.’

😁😁😁

Also, having the same last name as one of these boys is more fun than I’d originally anticipated.

‘Blue wouldn’t really describe herself as a waitress. She also taught penmanship, made wreaths, walked dogs and replaced bedding plants.’

Wow, they really shoved that right down my unemployed throat didn’t they? Not that I can think of any instance where I’d like my throat to be employed of course XD

Beside that, this book is so exactly what I want I want to cry.

Yesterday Con asked how the book was going and I mused ‘I think I exaggerated the homosexuality of it the first time I read it.’

I spoke too soon. 😳🤯😱🫢