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this guy found out a woman was joining his trip to africa and fantasized about her being hot and boning her and then when he saw her and he didn’t deem her fuckable he called it “carefully orchestrated karmic punishment” …… oh ok

okay sure it’s cozy but this plot is starting to make no sense and the pacing is…… no bueno

okay okay i’m sorry i can’t wait any longer i have a sharp objects true detective shaped hole that i have to try and fill

hmmmm

very interested to see what the book’s low rating on here is all about

bird themed ‘currently reading’ list…… if u ignore the pink book. don’t mind the pink book.

anne lamott heal me…… anne lamott help me write again anne lamott…… anne lamott please

ladies and gentlemen i have my predictions and i just know i am Right

hey what if i rip my heart out and sob what then

if i have to read the phrase “poop sheet” one more time