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yes world-building!!!!!!!! and everything checks out too, like there’s not silly “but why didn’t he do this instead” issues !!!!!!!!!! bless !!!

seeing this book on a shelf and realizing it's a real book after watching the movie adaptation... the biggest mindfuck ever.

we are so back guys

I MISS ANTHONY BOURDAIN

unfortunately realizing that when i visualize pete wentz in my head im actually visualizing rob mcelhenney

no like !!!! let her cook!!!!!!

i support women’s rights and i support women’s wrongs, which is a trick statement because women can do no wrong (this does not apply to evil maternal figures)

yeah man i know he’s grieving but you PATHETIC BITCHHHHHHHH

you thought it was over ? i’m back in the game 😎

this guy is so fucking weird and i think maybe just a little full of himself but goddamn it am i invested

when this man isn’t describing crimes or his work in the fbi he sounds like an actual psychopath

listening to the audiobook (narrated by anthony bourdain) and occasionally (every time) i remember he’s gone and…. what a strange thing that you can grieve someone you never knew before

oh you wanted me to read that book? or that one? oh sure i’ll start right awa- WRONG ITS SPECIAL INTEREST TIME AND THE TOPIC IS THE CULINARY INDUSTRY BITCH!!!!

ladies is it gay to clean up the blood after your mother-in-law commits suicide? ladies ?!

guys……. i feel like i have lost the ability to read