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XAAAAAAAAAAARL NOOOOOOOO

XARL IS STANDING HERE. HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS JUST AS HIM, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

Talos is breaking apart. He's starting to sound like Ruven.

Finished Blood Reaver and the Core. Finally in Void Stalker. It's almost over.

SEPTIMUS YOU DIRTY DOG YOU DIPPIN' IN THE NAVIGATORS??

I'll miss you, Vandred and Atrementar, and Hound most importantly, I teared up for you, man.

Finished Blood Reaver, unto The Core and Void Stalker!

I'm gonna have to remember Maruc's words for this one. Also YEAH GO FELLAS, RUVEN'S A PIECE OF SHIT WHO DID THIS TO YOU IN THE FIRST BOOK

WE'RE FINALLY IN VILAMUS, THE MEAT AND POTATOES, THE CREEEEEEAAAAAM

You're gonna make me like Uzas, aren't you, Aaron

Ruven I hope you rot in there like the shit you are

YO LAY OFF OCTAVIA SHE'S FLYING THIS SHIP AS BEST SHE CAN ITS JUST SOME ROUGH WATERS NO BIG DEAL

None of this would have happened if it wasn't for Uzas but fuck it we ball

Goddamn the audiobook makes this sound so fucking sexy

Septimus once again proving why he's the fucking goat

Fuck yeah, Dreadnought fight between Blood Angels and Night Lords. Finished Soul Hunter and Throne of Lies. Onto Blood Reaver.

"Because death is nothing compared to vindication."

THEY DIDN'T TAKE SEPTIMUS THANK FUCK.
ALSO YEAH WE GOT A DREADNOUGHT BOYS
"I heard bolter fire." is a hard first line to me ngl

VINDICATIOOOOOOOON

You have some balls on you Talos, to talk to Abaddon like that. Don't take Septimus from me :(

YO ITS ABADDON THE ARMLESS

Curious if anyone in the named roster during this invasion to Crythe is gonna have anyone either unharmed or take several losses (I have my suspicions). Eurydice is gonna die by one of the Astartes, isn't she?

Listening to the audiobook on the car ride to help someone move out, the first chapter was ridiculously cheesy but for no surprise whatsoever

It's a whiplash feeling to know that these walking, talking and fear-inducing warriors strapped with a freight-train of armor are treated as demigods despite being clearly the bad guys. Still might take me a bit to get used to it