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jane minha filhotinha

único livro que to ansiosa de vdd pra ler

dias lendo e eu so cheguei em 7% mds em algum momento vou ter que aceitar que n sirvo mais pra ler

"Andrew is scary territorial of him. He punched me the first time I said I'd like to get Kevin too wasted to be straight."

ansiosa pra ele passar a ser assim com o neil

"Oh," Andrew said. "Oh, you might actually turn out to be interesting. For a little while, at least. I don't think the amusement will last. It never does."

"Don't mess with me."

"Or what?"

🤤

você tem que ser uma pessoa MUITO RUIM pra ter 1,52 de altura e ainda assim meter medo nos outros vsf KKKKKKK

"Behind Ernst is Security Officer Derek Higgins, aka Darth Derek, so-called because he’s an oppressive mouth-breather who sweeps around Juniper High like it’s his personal Star Destroyer."

EU AMO PERSONAGENS QUE GOSTAM DE STAR WARS

“That was a nice thought, except… I don’t need to pay someone for sex. My name comes with a label, baby. Maddox-Coulter-Will-Fuck-You-So-Hard-You-Will-See-Jesus.”
“Where did you find that definition? Dickpedia?”
“If you open dickpedia to the word orgasmic, you’ll find my name there.”

mds que sequência foi essa kkk 😭😭😭

“That was a nice thought, except… I don’t need to pay someone for sex. My name comes with a label, baby. Maddox-Coulter-Will-Fuck-You-So-Hard-You-Will-See-Jesus.”

mds que sequência foi essa kkk 😭😭

“But why a compass?”
She’s quiet for a beat. And then: “Because it’s where I feel the most found.”

achei fofinho

fofinho

ai ele tem muita lábia

"You smell good too," said Patch.
"It's called a shower." I was staring straight ahead.
When he didn't answer, I turned sideways. "Soap. Shampoo. Hot water."
"Naked. I know the drill."

tem dois dias que eu cheguei nessa porcentagem e eu tô 0% animada de continuar lendo essa porcaria TEDIOSA vei vsf

que pp CHATA