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This man is down so bad: whenever she leaves the room first he will wait until either 1) the traces of her perfume dissipate completely or 2) if their arms brushed on the way out he stands there unmoving until the warmth from that touch fades completely. Only after all remnants of her have disappeared does he then re-enter reality.

“If you really want to know the truth, I sent you that cake because you looked miserable”
(Btw her favorite comfort foods are chocolate and strawberries and it was a chocolate cake with strawberries)

Book 👏boyfriend 👏

Wait. You’re telling me he canceled guys night to crash her date because he “wanted to see what she was like on a date”?!?!?! “What did she order? How did she act? What did she wear?”

You’ve got to be kidding me this man is down the baddest

My other favorite microtrope in the entire world: when he sabotages her dates.

The way this man suavely hands out business cards to their table and hers has written on the back: Best wishes on your date. Any man who can talk that much without taking a breath is clearly a keeper
😭 I’m so dead I love this so much

When he says this about his rival: Maya was practically glowing after five consecutive shots and a victory, and I was… Not happy, exactly, but I was glad to see her return to form. It restored the sense of balance in my world.

🫠🫠 prepared to be sick of me. I’m obsessed

Ok honestly this is EXACTLY what I was looking for to get over my Wicked Sea slump. Outside of the mermaid vibes I needed the banter that had you full stopping to reread 10 more times and the way these characters are at. Each. Others. Throats. The entire time. Freaking devouring this, as much as I can savor it.

Ana Huang’s elite men:
Vincent: religiously watches Great British Baking Show
Sebastian: has “watched every season of every trashy dating reality show out there”

It huuuurrrrrrts 😩😩😩

Ready for my comfort read author to deliver another auto-5 star

Gee-fvcking-wiz what a way to kick off mental health awareness month

I am actually SOBBING rn. This is one of THE most beautiful love stories I’ve ever read and I’m such a freaking goner. I’m gone. This is actually so freaking beautiful 😭😭😭😭

“What if I’m just as evil as the sorcerer, Arion?”
“I don’t care. I see you, Zephyra. The worst parts and the best parts. I see you, and…if you’re evil, fucking destroy me, Zephyra.”

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THIS FREAKING BOOK OMGGGGGGGGGG. I am on the freaking floor. On my freaking knees.

Oh boy I am INVESTED

“The bond between us returns in a wave of her emotions. It should nauseate me. Disorient me. But somehow…those messy, disastrous parts of her have begun to feel like home. And for the first time in hours, I can finally breathe again.”

One of the reasons why it’s taking so long to get through this book is bc I’m rereading some scenes 10 times in a row savoring how freaking delicious this is. You better believe this will be one I’m rereading a lot in the future

“Are you satisfied?” He growls.
“SATISFIED? You just catapulted me ACROSS the ISLE—“
“You said I have performance anxiety.”
“And you retaliated by—what? Going ‘scorched earth’?”

This is by far my favorite-and THE BEST- banter of any book I’ve ever read in my life.

Sean Masters is crushing the audiobook rn

“She glances back at me as if I’m the biggest fool to ever live, and it takes everything in me not to slice my own flesh just to watch her bleed.”

“You sure you don’t want to do something about [that scar]?”
“Every morning when I wash my face and look in the mirror I see this scar. And I remember that day. So every day…I start the morning with fresh hatred.”

“She might be a monster, but I am so much worse.”

I love sm how even though Kirill is falling and yearning HARD, he still remains the same unhinged manipulative bastard he always has been.

“She wants to kill me next time she sees me? By all means. Anything for my beautiful wife.”

Oh man I think I’ve found myself a new favorite author because this writing is DOING it for me. Not only is the writing smooth like butter to my brain, the vibes are immaculate, the characters are spectacular… I’m already down so bad I love this feeling where you found something that just clicks like it was made for you

When the story starts out with one page of this:

“The story you are about to read is impossibly biased and objectively false. Names have remained unchanged for vengeance’s sake. Proceed with caution, and remember: Don’t believe a single word. Don’t trust a soul.”

You know you are in for a *TREAT*