Jillian > Recent Status Updates

I want to recommend this book to my mom but I’m afraid given the current political climate that a teacher being a wimp may seem like UCP propaganda

Who taught the creature how to swim?

I may be leaving unnecessary updates at this point

No babe I’m not cheating I promise I’ve just need really busy cause I created a human being and I ignored him and now he keeps murduring my friends and like it’s just a lot right now but like I’m not cheating I promise

Victor: “Hello dearest friends!” (They’re strangers) “could you please tell me where the fuck I am?”

The people on the dock: 🖕

Victor: “why so mean?”

The people on the dock: “ ☘️🖕”

Yikes buddy that was a real quick switch up maybe I don’t feel bad for you anymore

I’m gonna call the creature Frankenstein I don’t care. Anyways, I DIDN’T THINK I WOULD BE SO SAD FOR HIM HE JUST WANTED FRIENDS HE TAUGHT HIMSELF FRENCH! HE LITERALLY AHS NO ONE WTF HES BEEN ALONE FOR LITERALLY A YEAR AND HASNT GONE CRAZY! give him a break pls

I’m picturing Justine from supervisor but in like a Bridgerton type getup and it’s making this hard to take seriously

This R. Walton guy sure is annoying. Literally writing to his sister about how he has no friends? Bragging about how he won employee of the month when he wasn’t even an employee on a sail boat? Someone’s insecure.

ROCKY NOOOOOOO