Jillian’s Reviews > Frankenstein: A Norton Critical Edition > Status Update

No babe I’m not cheating I promise I’ve just need really busy cause I created a human being and I ignored him and now he keeps murduring my friends and like it’s just a lot right now but like I’m not cheating I promise

Victor: “Hello dearest friends!” (They’re strangers) “could you please tell me where the fuck I am?”

The people on the dock: 🖕

Victor: “why so mean?”

The people on the dock: “ ☘️🖕”

Yikes buddy that was a real quick switch up maybe I don’t feel bad for you anymore

I’m gonna call the creature Frankenstein I don’t care. Anyways, I DIDN’T THINK I WOULD BE SO SAD FOR HIM HE JUST WANTED FRIENDS HE TAUGHT HIMSELF FRENCH! HE LITERALLY AHS NO ONE WTF HES BEEN ALONE FOR LITERALLY A YEAR AND HASNT GONE CRAZY! give him a break pls

I’m picturing Justine from supervisor but in like a Bridgerton type getup and it’s making this hard to take seriously