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"...plastering being a skill that, in Bogdan's estimation, takes a wild dip about 30 miles west of Gdańsk"
it does though

I love Joyce, I wish she narrated more of the book

We're back to the "I kill you this, I kill you that" club! The idiotic names (Silver? Really?) club! Bogdan the magic Pole club!

Our girl is tired, she needs a holiday, library please?

Sm-ooth.

...and caught again 🤣 what was that whole sequence of cutting hair for and getting new clothes for?

BAM! What did I say? Immediately caught

"Then it's a good thing I'm planning not to get caught"

She'll get caught immediately, isn't she.

Oof series fatigue really setting in now. These 2 have negative chemistry I swear

Irene's personality: professional, harrowed, occasionally horny
Kai's personality: hot, possessive of Irene for 0 reason

"She should just stick to taking books in the future, rather than trying to make a fair exchange. Quicker, quieter, and less trouble with vampires"

Is the author for real? Irene can't manage quiet if her life depended on it. Oh look, another job going wrong because she is terrible at her job 🤣

Book 4 let's goooo

I'm not sure how the Library can maintain any kind of neutrality and pretend they're not more aligned with the dragons. Chaos is literally not allowed in the library and they accept dragon apprentices?

Irene seems to worry about her harem of men more than about her precious library. Honestly, I am disbelieving that she's a lover of books and not a total adrenaline junkie at this point

Oh look, the master spy got caught by the authorities immediately

Wait wait, the lady who had Irene kidnapped had her literature taken away, so were they trying to protect her from being contacted by Alberich? The plot thickens!

Zayanna, sis, PREACH. These men ain't shit. (I really hope she won't backstab Irene)

Womp womp. Temu Sherlock Holmes still very much out of the harem

This is what I mean about breakneck action, can this woman take a bath, put on some clean clothes and have a meal???

Feels like Irene immediately blows her cover no matter where she is. Heck, in the first book she freely told literally everyone about the library. I am starting to doubt her credentials as a master spy

I am sure there will be no consequences from destroying a fae prison...

Vale continues to be unworthy of the harem

Wooow Vale is out of the harem I guess, what a prick

Is this a harem series?

Coppelia is also shipping Kai and Irene hard

So we're not getting with sexy dragon prince because *checks notes* responsibility. Yeah, ok, whatever you say. It's book 2, it's going to happen

Also "infiltrating the Inquisition cloisters, (...), run a con game on a visiting Kazkhstan warlord" sounds dead exciting, why is that not in the book

"And at that moment the alligators burst into the room"

???come again???

Ok no Pole in the world will use someone's full unnabbreviated name. Bogdan, Jerzy, that is so harsh and official. You'd say Boguś, Jurek especially about a friend. Could Richard Osman not find a single Polish person to consult? Lazy writing...

Why do all names in this series sound so unbelievably fake? Joyce Meadowcroft is just awful. Elizabeth Best is also up there

We add "sex god" to the ever-growing list of Magic Bogdan's skills.

And we're back! About to hit a chapter with Bogdan, the Magic Pole. Can't wait what this house-building, gun-wielding, caring-for-elderly-with-dementia, chess genius skinhead will do next!

And we're back! About to hit a chapter with Bogdan, the magic Pole. Can't wait what this house-building, gun-wielding, caring-for-elderly-with-dementia, chess genius skinhead will do next!