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"I heard him, but I couldn’t listen. I was stuck somewhere far away and dark." - and then you r-word him.. Wtf

Ohh Enzo

''Liz had on the tiniest black dress I’d ever seen. The fabric was so tight,
it was practically sewn to her milky cream skin. Her legs looked long on a
normal day, but when she wore those sky-high stilettos, they looked like
ladders.'' - Hugh describes Lizzie, age 10

“No, she has the best legs,” Feely whispered in my ear.
''Following his line of sight, I locked eyes on the lanky blond on the other
side of the room, attempting to hide her long hair beneath a dark wig.'' - Please note that this is 31/10/1998. - Lizzie was only 10 years old...


Chloe writes like they are 15/16 or older. And she describes Lizzie as the most beautiful and smartest being ever born

"It doesn't matter if you don't want it," I argued back, unwilling to back down. "Because you still need it." - I can't describe how disgusting her character and behavior are

''I loved Gibsie, he was one of my greatest friends in the world'' - But you still decided to torment him for years over something he wasn't to blame for.

No one can tell me they didn't notice that Mark is a walking red flag, just like his father... It seems there is truth to the saying "ignorance is bliss."

No matter how mature someone is for their age, a conversation between two people, of two six/seven years old children is not this mature...

Claire could have been a victim of Mark slso... Jeez, all the pain that Gibbsie and Lizzie went through is completely Caoimhe and Sadhbh's fault.

At my core, I am a hater....

Caoimhe is a b*tch..

Before picking up the book, I’d heard the rumors that Chloe clearly played favorites that Lizzie would get the royal treatment as the smartest, most beautiful character, and the longest book to boot. I was skeptical, but the rumors turned out to be completely true.

Caoimhe Young is a poor excuse for a human.

no substance to the plot

i found it cringe and i didn’t enjoy the writing style...

“Being in our thirties sucks. Too many recessions. Not enough orgasms. Hang on. I’ll be right over.” - the urge to DNF this book is strong...

NOT MY CUP OF TEA

Her illness and what happened to her does not justify her behavior. Gerard was also abused, but he didn't bully and insult people like her...

Why is Suites mentioned 50 times, in 25 pages? She had a minor role, nothing big..

''I’ve tried therapy, I told her. Willy told me to go. Never found the right
person. Didn’t work.'' - you need it... Find someone...

She definitely hadn’t googled us. - You don't have to Google the British Royal Family to know who they are. Especially not Meghan who spent time with Andrew on the yacht where she worked...

''I was baffled, until Willy and Kate explained that they were regular—nay,
religious—viewers of Suits.'' - it is safe to say that this did not happen, that he is a drug addict and that half of the book was written by Meghan...

For one brief moment, Spare outranked Heir. - how obsessed he actually is with William and with being better than him, more important than him...

I've read half the book... Harry is going to blame William for everything?

''I phoned Willy and Kate, asked what they thought. Nazi uniform, they said.'' - yeah.. We believe you... (not)

You’re not the university type, Harry - You barely even finished Eton...

What I’ve concluded is that this was written by a drug addict who refuses to admit he is an addict and is severely mentally disturbed.

I wasn’t Granny.
I wasn’t Pa.
I wasn’t Willy.
I was third in line behind them..

Just say you're jealous and envious, and be done with it...

Is he (Harry) mentally stable? What kind of nonsense is he writing...

I love the DRAMAAAAA