Tea’s Reviews > Spare > Status Update

Why is Suites mentioned 50 times, in 25 pages? She had a minor role, nothing big..

''I’ve tried therapy, I told her. Willy told me to go. Never found the right
person. Didn’t work.'' - you need it... Find someone...

She definitely hadn’t googled us. - You don't have to Google the British Royal Family to know who they are. Especially not Meghan who spent time with Andrew on the yacht where she worked...

''I was baffled, until Willy and Kate explained that they were regular—nay,
religious—viewers of Suits.'' - it is safe to say that this did not happen, that he is a drug addict and that half of the book was written by Meghan...

I've read half the book... Harry is going to blame William for everything?

''I phoned Willy and Kate, asked what they thought. Nazi uniform, they said.'' - yeah.. We believe you... (not)

You’re not the university type, Harry - You barely even finished Eton...

What I’ve concluded is that this was written by a drug addict who refuses to admit he is an addict and is severely mentally disturbed.

I wasn’t Granny.
I wasn’t Pa.
I wasn’t Willy.
I was third in line behind them..

Just say you're jealous and envious, and be done with it...

Is he (Harry) mentally stable? What kind of nonsense is he writing...

I love the DRAMAAAAA