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I’m glad that olive oil gets its own mob.

I just don’t understand why he’s so mean? If someone started yelling at me like that I’d start crying

Wait why is Hudson such a sweetheart

The tampon comment is foul

Okay brother it’s a fucking month

This reads like a fever dream and Im not sure how I feel about it tbh

THIS IS WJAT I MEAN BY SLOWBURN

I hate Insta love/lust so much that I might just DNF

I’m starting to get curious about bea….

This is giving “All I Dream of is you” by beabadobee and the marias. 100% top song on the book playlist

This may be the first Romantasy I’ve enjoyed in a while but I’m not entirely a huge fan of the nickname vixen, that’s just stupid.

This book is genuinely so fucking good, I can not believe Ive been sleeping on it for so long.

Guessing who the author is makes this book a whole other level of entertainment

This is giving “dearest gentle reader” of the 21st century and I am here for it.

Not even a chapter in and I can tell this is going to be phenomenal. What a fantastic year 2026 is going to be with a reading list that has went the way it’s been up to present. and what a perfect cover to begin April

Alright I’m totally behind the matching tattoos that’s adorable, but howling wolf??? Kinda embarrassing. Should’ve just kept the idea of shaving hair.

The first 3 pages already have me in a better mood, we 🩷 a delulu woman.

Stale coffee+mint+saliva is the nastiest kiss combo I’ve ever fucking heard of.
I would hate to DNF bc I paid $10 for this bitch but Jesus Christ-I can’t end march like this

Not another miscommunication trope, I can't take these anymore. Like what do you mean you just casually stop talking and never tell him what went on that he had no part of and so he just one day woke up and all his friends were gone. Jesus I actually pity the blonde bc guys cmon.

IF HE CALLS HER PIXIE ONE MORE TIME

The only thing keeping me going is how much
I hate Jace. Bc between the growling and the pure audacity to be blonde I swear to fucking god I will cut a bitch.

“Because we are adults and mature now” bitch you’re 19

No because the character development hello????? A man actively working on himself to better himself and not just for her????

“As a 28-year-old man, he almost fruited himself to death”

Man is real for that, I would also gladly fruit myself to death.

Havent hit 100 pages yet but I know this book is going to kill me when it ends, I love the way Vins perspective is told.

Agh but he’s blonde😑 maybe I can dnf….jk

I can already feel myself cringing so hard, but it’s such an easy read and i can’t dnf something with ballet

This book is surprisingly refreshing for what I thought I was getting into. And the writing style is superb.

Hot take I HATE the name fireheart that’s stupid

kage and florence?? Personally I still am a hard Kegan shipper sorry not sorry.