Noni’s Reviews > Hold Me > Status Update
Noni
is 35% done
The only thing keeping me going is how much
I hate Jace. Bc between the growling and the pure audacity to be blonde I swear to fucking god I will cut a bitch.
— Mar 26, 2026 11:57PM
I hate Jace. Bc between the growling and the pure audacity to be blonde I swear to fucking god I will cut a bitch.
Like flag
Noni’s Previous Updates
Noni
is 56% done
Stale coffee+mint+saliva is the nastiest kiss combo I’ve ever fucking heard of.
I would hate to DNF bc I paid $10 for this bitch but Jesus Christ-I can’t end march like this
— Mar 27, 2026 12:56PM
I would hate to DNF bc I paid $10 for this bitch but Jesus Christ-I can’t end march like this
Noni
is 55% done
Not another miscommunication trope, I can't take these anymore. Like what do you mean you just casually stop talking and never tell him what went on that he had no part of and so he just one day woke up and all his friends were gone. Jesus I actually pity the blonde bc guys cmon.
— Mar 27, 2026 12:28AM
Noni
is 12% done
I can already feel myself cringing so hard, but it’s such an easy read and i can’t dnf something with ballet
— Mar 25, 2026 12:40AM