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this is the first time i’ve seen anyone in a book genuinely use a dental dam oh my god 😭

computa make these guys super gay and horny

please ban the words cunt and cock from smut

they’re so art patrick i CANT

she gets mad at you for lying about your identity and your first instinct is to….. take your shirt off? 🫩🫩

why is penelope so good at sexualizing high school students oh my god

aside from their parents being siblings it seems normal so far…?????

on the playground with kids around?😭 lock in guys now is not the time

wow this is terrible

“Hey, as long as they’re riding my dick later, chicks can do whatever gay shit they want,” Bryce says in what he thinks is a gracious compromise.

whatttt oh my god i feel so lucky 🥺🥺

the concept of practicing for an anatomy test by labeling the parts of the body on your girlfriends naked body

“Alexis and Alyssa start making out on a dare, something they’ve undoubtedly done many times before because their performance seems
practiced.”

what the actual fuck is this twincest

Christina leans over her and licks the salt, slowly and deliberately.
Then she places her lips around Nicole’s belly button and sucks the tequila up.

is this…. supposed to be sexy?

i can’t believe i forgot they nicknamed her sugar tits

“All the Lambda Beta members are super model thin and have smaller boobs, perfectly fitting the impossible beauty standard of the 2000s that
Nicole knew she could never achieve.”

GIRL BYE YOURE LITERALLY SKINNY YOU JUST HAVE BIG BOOBS

ugh this is giving me sm second hand embarrassment 😭

genuinely cannot fathom that there are people out there attracted to guys asses

and feet

He voiced his approval for the first time.
“That’s a good girl.”

yes because thats literally what you are am i supposed tk be rooting for a hs freshman and senior???

billionare hate? im home 🥹

“His quiet voice fills the room soon after. “Is having a child with me such a tragedy?”

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE CAN ABORT IT IF SHE WANTS ITS HER BODY

“Because…I just can’t bring a child into the world I live in.”
“What are you talking about? At this rate, you’re just wasting your life away.”

the concept of women thinking that the only purpose in life is having children

WHYYY are you guys fucking after he woke up from a near death coma????

helping a man cheat on his FIANCE so that he can explore his sexuality with another man is literally so embarrassing girl

his net worth is 500 BILLION???? kim there are people dying

by the cover i thought i was getting into some deep, well written, literary fiction, not this absolute bullshit?

this is not as bad as ppl were shaping it up to be…. 😭