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Damn, this audiobook is 35 hours long, which is by FAR the longest audiobook I will have ever listened to. It’s been daunting to start this third book which is why I’ve put it off for so long, but alas, we begin 😔

She’s doing WHAT on the plane??? Next to INNOCENTS?????

Im actually so bored right now….

Nat, where you at

Oh thank GOD this is finally starting to get interesting

For some reason I’m still chugging along

Sitting next to someone who won’t stop talking to me on a plane is my worst nightmare

Ugh the F slur and homophobic AIDs comment right off the bat

Ok, not kink shaming, but she’s masturbating to WHAT?!

“My UN ambassador fucked up his one job and said something idiotic about Israel, and now I have to call Netanyahu and personally apologize.”

I AM ONLY ONE BOOK AWAY FROM THE LONG GAME NOWWW

Buddy read, so I’m slowing my pace down to match hers, and it’s KILLING ME OH MY GOSH I WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING IN ONE GO

I waited too long between last book and this one, I don’t remember shit that happened

I actually received this book forever ago from a giveaway back when it was still an ARC. Oops

Ew did the dad really just check out the teenager? “Dad was cool” ew shut up