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I AM ONLY ONE BOOK AWAY FROM THE LONG GAME NOWWW

Buddy read, so I’m slowing my pace down to match hers, and it’s KILLING ME OH MY GOSH I WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING IN ONE GO

I waited too long between last book and this one, I don’t remember shit that happened

I actually received this book forever ago from a giveaway back when it was still an ARC. Oops

Ew did the dad really just check out the teenager? “Dad was cool” ew shut up

SIZE QUEEENNN IM CRYING 😭😭

Pitbull propaganda :( why can’t it be other shitty ass dogs that bite people unprompted?

Fuck I didn’t realize this book was 944 pages before I started it, I’m not ready. I keep procrastinating starting bc wtf do u mean 944 pages

Omg not in front of her salad!!

I hate that I’ve been incredibly bored so far

…..he gay??

The first time I got my period, it was also bad, and I also refused to show my mom even tho she tried to ask to see. Then she told me the whole “you’re a woman now” thing and the family took me out to Olive Garden to celebrate lmao this book unlocking memories I forgot I had

Can y’all believe this is my very first time reading Pride & Prejudice? Actually, come to think of it, this is the very first Jane Austen book I’m actually READING.

Is this book just about mold poisoning?

I’ve been wanting to DNF but I really need to finish this book for a reading challenge, fuckkkkk this is rough

I want to bonk them upside the head

Ok this will be my THIRD read, officially making it the only book I have read three times.
I listened to the audio and realized I missed way too much, bc what the fuck just happened. So after completing the audiobook the first time, I immediately went in for a 2nd. I STILL feel like I missed way too much. So here we are. The third read. As words this time so hopefully I can retain wtf happens in this insane ass book.

Every time I reach a reading slump, I just jump genres until something holds my attention again. I was reading horror and sci fi and ARCs until I lulled, so then I tried to jump to nostalgic books from my middle/high school years and to smut, but neither worked. Imagine my surprise when I jumped to graphic novels and nonfiction (bc I notoriously hate reading nonfiction). Anywhoooo

UGH i literally JUST got off the phone with my job’s marketing lady, discussing all the negative effects of the popularization and widespread use of AI, and then I return to my book, and they’re also talking about an AI digital library. Just ☠️☠️☠️ me now 🙄🙄🙄

I keep reading this fic in places I shouldn’t, like at work and the gym, when I really should know better by now. I’m looking crazy tearing up at work

I’m not even through chapter 1 yet and I’m already crying. Why am I doing this to myself?

Ok it has been SO long since I read the first book and I have terrible memory, I have no idea where tf we left off and I am immediately confused 🙃