Lychee > Recent Status Updates

For some reason I’m still chugging along

Sitting next to someone who won’t stop talking to me on a plane is my worst nightmare

Ugh the F slur and homophobic AIDs comment right off the bat

Ok, not kink shaming, but she’s masturbating to WHAT?!

“My UN ambassador fucked up his one job and said something idiotic about Israel, and now I have to call Netanyahu and personally apologize.”

I AM ONLY ONE BOOK AWAY FROM THE LONG GAME NOWWW

Buddy read, so I’m slowing my pace down to match hers, and it’s KILLING ME OH MY GOSH I WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING IN ONE GO

I waited too long between last book and this one, I don’t remember shit that happened

I actually received this book forever ago from a giveaway back when it was still an ARC. Oops

Ew did the dad really just check out the teenager? “Dad was cool” ew shut up

SIZE QUEEENNN IM CRYING 😭😭

Pitbull propaganda :( why can’t it be other shitty ass dogs that bite people unprompted?

Fuck I didn’t realize this book was 944 pages before I started it, I’m not ready. I keep procrastinating starting bc wtf do u mean 944 pages

Omg not in front of her salad!!

I hate that I’ve been incredibly bored so far

…..he gay??

The first time I got my period, it was also bad, and I also refused to show my mom even tho she tried to ask to see. Then she told me the whole “you’re a woman now” thing and the family took me out to Olive Garden to celebrate lmao this book unlocking memories I forgot I had

Can y’all believe this is my very first time reading Pride & Prejudice? Actually, come to think of it, this is the very first Jane Austen book I’m actually READING.