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Oh he’s like… a simp.. boy it’s too early to be this down bad

The gasp I just gasped

Okay it was highly questionable for a longgg time but we’re all good. Thank god

If what I think just happened actually happened I’m not finishing this series istg. Like I will dnf rn

I’m just so numb to death at this point

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Ilya is actually my soul character, I will defend this man to the death (Shane get your shit together, I will steal your man)

“I do not want the problem to ever go away” AHHHSJDKEMD JUST SHOOT ME DEAD

Ilya likes fast and furious and somehow no piece of lore has ever made more perfect sense then this

CONSIDER ME GAGGED

I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. Ali Hazelwood? More like Queen of the Slowburn

“His lips touch the same water molecules as mine.” Guys, we are deep in the trenches

I am so far into this book and lips are just now hitting skin (notice how I didn’t say they’re kissing… they really wish they were tho)

WHO LET THIS BOOK BE THIS GOOD

Gang I fear we are fucked

What the actual fuck is going on in the house of commons

If Ruko dies I’m actually going to be really bummed

This action will have consequences

Out of context great quote:

The baby began to cry, great heartbreaking sobs.
“Emotional manipulation,” said the Fox. “I respect that.”

THIS. BOOK.

Out of all the people to get a redemption arc…

Still Ruko’s biggest simp so far

Neema…. Don’t be stupid…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PLOT TWIST OF THE AGES

Ruko babe you CANNOT just sneak into people bedrooms like this

I think I’m supposed to be shipping this rn but idk that I can get over his name being Cain. I’m always going to expect him to betray her

#1 Ruko defender btw

Bitches /wish/ they could be as petty as Yasthala rn

This book is so stupid

DAMMMNNNNN