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Pretty straightforward Frank: “I made an enemy in Ingolstadt. A huge hulking fellow who swore to hurt the ones I loved. I saw him outside down.” At least then you’d have actually TRIED to save Justine’s Tsk. Such an unimaginative mad scientist.

Disappointed this clown is probably just a guy. Or a few guys. I came here for IT/Children of the Corn vibes.

Every chapter: oohh nooo.

“Hotdogs and ketchup Napoli pasta”??? Straight to Jail.

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Believe it or not I have heard of Burning Man.

Fuck I hope this protagonist smartens up! Keeps talking aloud his plans to takedown the people surveilling him like they’re not surveilling him.

Fuck I hope this protagonist smartens up! Keeps talking aloud his plans to takedown the people surveilling him like they’re not surveilling him.

Too spooky 4 meee.

Oof. Bad news beginning.

*Record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.

Still waiting for the mallet to drop.

Oof.

[Deedles, the banker] “Put a double barrelled pistol in his mouth, in his own counting-house,” said Mr Fish, “and blew his brains out.”
Jesus Christ Dickens.

Trotty is a total Elon simp at this stage and I'm not vibing.

👨🏻‍🍳 so gnarly.

I bet I know how this ends.

Extremely weird to be so horrified, and somehow still hungry at the same time.

Finished a A Christmas Carol: A Ghost Story for Christmas and now a quarter of the way into The Chimes, A Goblin Story (For the New Year)