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I’m sorry I hate mafia books and idk if I can suck it up for ruby landers cause I went into only hope blind and I did NOT like that part😭

constantly forgetting that I don’t wanna read the x ingredient because it’s the devil wears Prada fanfiction

Do not read this

Therapy isn’t enough, he needs to die

Trigger warning for man who cheats on wife who is now pregnant. I could tear down a fucking building rn

Joe and Conrad are evil

Abort that baby right now I swear to god

Free gabby from this fucking book (I like MC)

I need Conrad to die

Every character having the same personality (except gabby ig?) with one teeny tiny variation is so…

Reviews saying there’s a Harry Potter reference in this fucking thing, I’m about to lose my goddamn mind

Omg why is Joe awful??? Also Conrad I’m fucking watching you and I swear to god if you’re doing wtf I think you’re doing I’m gonna jump into the book and beat your ass.

Lately I’ve stopped adding books until I get a good bit into the plot but rn Joe is pissing me clean off so I had to break that habit to come express how fucking outrageous it is for him to back her in a corner like this

They’re insatiable😭 anyway let’s get to the heartbreak rq so they can go back to being all lovey dovey

I’m sorry baby aunty doesn’t know what “ramblefap” means

decided to post this update before I look it up because genuinely what are these words

mhmm yup

Guys pls what is wrong with me why can’t I finish a book

Didn’t anticipate getting this far but I’m gonna pause to reread fine or punishment because I literally love it.

No clue when I’ll resume but I’m having a fun time

Unuh nuh bathe inah days!!! HOW are you thinking about hunching😭 guh wash yuh front!

Every time she mentions the shelled creatures, all I can picture is the shelled monkey looking demon thing they used as a disco ball from the owl house (I don’t remember what King called it😭)

They literally never acknowledge menstrual cycles in books like this so I’m pleasantly surprised

also this’ll probably be the only book I finish this month😭

I don’t see myself finishing this😭

I love Morgan

I wanted to wait until I got my kindle to finish this but that’s literally gonna take too long😭 so Sunday!

Heartbroken that I probably can’t finish this till around Wednesday😞💔

I’m so mad I have to stop. Faaaaawk I love this

This is so fucking GOOD oml

hey I’m having a fun time

bedtime