Paula > Recent Status Updates

“Bechloe is real, and I'll die on that hill.”

AND NOW BECHLOE?! I DIED AND KEEP DYING ON THAT FUCKING HILL!!

Okay, I need to calm down.

“Something they don't tell you about being a lesbian: it's confusing as hell. Sometimes when you see a pretty girl, you can't tell if you want to be her or kiss her.”

Do I need to add anything? No, I know I don’t.

Shit is getting real. They are soooooo in love. And no third act breakup on the horizon!!

Every Paula in every universe is a beer drinker.

"I don't want the watered-down version of Peyton. I want her in concentrate."

That is the most beautiful thing someone can say about you. Period the end.

Darcy and I are both prove that rage-baiting works.

Oh, I forgot Darcy pulled a Yelena on Halloween saying that she loves having a lot of pockets because she can fit all her stuff in them.
I cannot be the only one seeing these things.

THE WILDERNESS MENTION and this: "Guilt tugs at my chest.
I left her out here to freeze to death."

Now Yellowjackets... what else, Elle? I'm expecting more now.

"It's like trying to mix oil and water."

ARCANE REFERENCE! Not really, just a saying, but I see traces of my little sapphic shows everywhere.

I didn't start this right away when I shelved it as currently reading because I was rereading Percy Jackson. I regret nothing, but now I'm rushing to finish it before the year is over.

“I’m a bit of a wet rag when it comes to pretty women.”

I feel seen by a 37 years old lesbian in a Christmassy rom-com. I do. This is the representation I like to see and read.

“I’m a bit of a wet rag when it comes to pretty women.”

I feel seen by a 37 years old lesbian in a Christmassy rom-com. I do. This is the representation I like to see and read.

"Mom, I'm gay."
"Well, 'tis the season."

I love Christmassy books.

Having sex with the fake-girlfriend ✅

Realising that fake-dating your crush is a stupid idea ✅

Impure thoughts about bestie ✅

It is so beautiful that their town is part of their love story from the moment they fell for each other when they were best friends, to the moment their hearts were broken, till their romantic relationship begins... and everything that will happen in their future.

"Arden has been just about everything a person can be to me."

Does Caroline have to be so cute and brilliant and perfect? It makes me jealous of Arden. 🥲

"It wasn't just because you thought you'd never be able to leave. It's because you knew, deep down, that you'd never be able to take me with you either."

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

"I don't know why I thought she'd be there for me when she can't even be there for herself."

Arden, girl, step up, your girl is being looked down on by those people!!

I don't know what your great-aunt Paula would say, Caroline, but I definitely would lock you two in a closet until you communicate.

Arden's gay awakening being a blond middle-aged woman in overalls in the cover of a cookbook... ICONIC

"I've kept her in my heart for so long, she probably has a permanent home there."

Oh boy, how I love a good ol' friends to lovers...

I need a little break from this. I will pick it up in a few days.

I'm kinda having to force myself to read, but I don't know if it is because this isn't my type of book at the moment (I do like the genre and the concept, but maybe I've been reading too many fantasy books in a row) or because it doesn't have the easiest beginning. I'll power through though, so let's see how it goes.

"Everywhere you go that I am not. And all the places I am, as well."

I'm in love with Iris. That's it. That's the comment.

"You deserve more than to be used up in the pursuit of other's glory. What about your own glory?"

I want to use the sticker of the dog biting the sofa here, but I can't, so you have to imagine I did.

"It's not about being useful. It's about being you. It's about being someone you like."

That's what it is about, really.
Iris, you are a wonder.

"I'd hate to be seen and known, and still be found wanting."

Same here, Lis.
[If I could use stickers here I would use the teary Michael Scott biting his lower lip]