Paula’s Reviews > Bridget and Gabe Are Not Okay > Status Update

"[...] he had made a point of providing separate rooms for men and ladies to relax in, which seemed more than pointless, considering the romantic inclinations of almost the entire round table."

That baron had no clue everyone there was gay and horny... like, man, read the f-ing room.

"Don't leave me alone with me."

Gabeee, my babyyyy 😭

"Heartbreak, on tour" & Merlin Lucifer (a cat) being a child of divorce.

I missed Gwen and Arthur. 🥹