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“I am the Princess of Paris, Agent Ivanov. And nothing in this city is above me.”

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katarina for no reason in every chapter: 🤨

“You really think you have me all worked out, don’t you?” she said, her tone sharp. “Famous, rich, spoiled, fancy-free…profligate.”
“I don’t even know what that last word means,” Brynn said evenly.”

PLEASE 😭😭😭

normalise posting your completed goodreads reading challenge on linkedin !!!

shut up i’m actually enjoying this

(cowering) this book should come with a trigger warning for anyone who has ever been in a lesbian situationship …

“Lesbians can suck my dick! They will ruin your life. I tell the bartender this after my second tequila shot.”

Literally me even though I too am a lesbian

another day of flirting with people by liking their goodreads updates

the rains have set in soooo…any recs for wlw gothic romances pls?🤒🤒

“Low to high. Good girl.”

swoon

idk but rachel lacey characters talk to each other like their business associates

“Yours. If you want me to be. I guess, even if you don’t. Some things aren’t exactly under our control. You, sharing yourself, being an open book. Me, falling for you.” ”

making wedding type vows to her, completely unprovoked, after sleeping w her two (2!!!) times is soooooooo me in july

“Central iris heterochromia at its most beautiful”

wait so is this like a Thing in milena mckay’s books for one of the characters to have insane eyes? didn’t neve in ‘whisper of solace’ also have like purple eyes or something 😳

“And you and I both know I could pull off a Miranda Priestly just fine.” 

🥴🥴 that was a touch too meta for me

“She loved the feel of a big, strong man’s body against hers, the hard press of a cock between her legs.”

SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S

WHAT????????????????????

“You’re still streaming!”

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT…..

“embarrassment was starting to creep up her stomach, a similar feeling of bewilderment clawing at her.”

NO CAUSE ME TOO

never in the entirety of my life have i ever used the word ‘bewildered’ to describe how i’m feeling…flabbergasted? yes. flummoxed? sure. BEWILDERED though????????? and yet…that’s exactly how i feel

i am terrified why do i feel like the gifts were swapped or something pls im shaking for riley

no cause rebecca is OUT HERE. she just operated on the love of her life who had just suffered from 2 (?) near fatal GSWs and led a whole surgical team and solved world hunger and cured cancer and solved climate change and stopped global warming and dismantled capitalism and figured out the meaning of life and ended the patriarchy solved homophobia all in tHE NAME OF LOVE y’all don’t get it

this message is for rebecca keane and rebecca keane only. so if you’re not rebecca keane please keep scrolling……

rebecca, im free this sunday for dinner on sunday when im free for dinner with you on sunday xxx

sorry but i can’t think of any career that would be more important to me than a rebecca keane r u KIDDING !??? dismantle capitalism by choosing lesbianism 😽

i’m a little blazed 🍃🍃 rn & i cant stop thinking about how rebecca’s been basically in love with sabine for TWO whole years and hasn’t been able to do anything about it !!!! in the yearning olympics, the lesbians would be running the marathons fr

“I left her to stand with her hands behind her back. And I hated it. I hated feeling like I’d failed her. I hated feeling like I had to hurt her in order to help her. And I hated this feeling of just wanting to hug her, of wanting to hold her in the hope that it might ease some of her struggle.”

rebecca pick ME choose ME love ME

sabine is so much more tolerable when it’s not her internal monologue that i have to endure

so let me get this straight…

rebecca (the love interest) WHOMST our mc has had just 1 full conversation with in the nearly 160 pgs i’ve read thus far, shows up at our mc’s house (which is in a whole other country) and they, quite unceremoniously, have sex with each other?

and then our mc, who is shockingly insufferable, picks a fight with rebecca over the STATUS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP….?????

more than 50% into the book and there hasn’t been a so much as a touch between the mc and the love interest? there’s also been little to no dialogue between them….REALLY hoping it picks up cause as of now the only way i know that rebecca is in fact the love interest is 1. cause it says so on the book and 2. the almost uncomfortable objectification of her by the mc…