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ANDREW WEIR I know you did NOT

FIIIIIIIIIIINE I’ll read it 😋🤫

I am sat

if she bangs a ghost I’m gonna lose my mind

I may regret this

a spooooooky reread

“When we got home, the jar of teeth was gone” PARDON FUCKING ME HSHSKAHAISHAN

today’s via rail entertainment of choice :) currently passing through kingston on the way to montreal!

an orgy vigil…. riiiiight right right 💀💀💀

every time I reread this it hits me somewhere new

I knew it was coming but it still hurt 😖 Bella you do NOT deserve Charlie 🫵

WOAH

I fear I am a 12 yr old boy and every time the narrator says “debussy” I giggle

HOA HOA HOA HOOAAAAAAAA 🧛‍♂️

This is my Super Bowl.

Damn I guess when the word cuddle was in the title I figured female bigfoot would be friendly but idk if I wanna cuddle with Patricia rn this is a wild and bloody ride

I can’t tell if we’re about to make out or punch each other

NO this is hedwig all over again WHAT THE HELL

WHY ARE WE PUTTING OUR CLOTHES BACK ON NOOOOOOOO

…… smash

OUUUU I am loving this. I adore an unreliable narrator this is getting so juicy.

This may be the only woman in the world who overthinks more than I do

cry count now stands at 5

cry count is at 4

barely cracked the book and the dedication already has me tearing up

A tear may have been shed 🥲

OH NO THERES ONLY ONE BED WHATEVER WILL WE DOOOOO 😩😮😮‍💨🧐😋🤭

“Just what someone trying to hide their true identity as a dog would text”
This book is so insane HAHAH

“You don’t let it rage into a mountain of light, because that’s not becoming of a girl. You let it burn. You look into the eyes of other girls and see their fires flickering there, offer conspiratorial nods, never speak aloud of the near-unbearable heat” page 7 and I am hooting and hollering and pumping my fist HELL YEAH

nothing makes me want to scream at a book more than when people of authority deem a woman hysterical who is telling the truth JABANSHWKSB