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emily austin pls work ur magic

“I wondered if the plane was angry that I’d made love to other planes while he was out of commission” 💀 where am I

“today is our wedding day” she says to the plane she is about to board and hoping will go down so they can be together forever. I’m SAT.

“this plane wanted to marry me today” is taking me OUT

…. she put the piece of plane… where🥲 BYE HAHAHA what am I doing. no one look at me you never saw this.

I read the title.. I read the synopsis… and somehow I’m still surprised that this girl really does have the hots for planes

this is my super bowl. don’t call don’t text my show is ON.

ANDREW WEIR I know you did NOT

FIIIIIIIIIIINE I’ll read it 😋🤫

I am sat

if she bangs a ghost I’m gonna lose my mind

I may regret this

a spooooooky reread

“When we got home, the jar of teeth was gone” PARDON FUCKING ME HSHSKAHAISHAN

today’s via rail entertainment of choice :) currently passing through kingston on the way to montreal!

an orgy vigil…. riiiiight right right 💀💀💀

every time I reread this it hits me somewhere new

I knew it was coming but it still hurt 😖 Bella you do NOT deserve Charlie 🫵

WOAH

I fear I am a 12 yr old boy and every time the narrator says “debussy” I giggle

HOA HOA HOA HOOAAAAAAAA 🧛‍♂️

This is my Super Bowl.

Damn I guess when the word cuddle was in the title I figured female bigfoot would be friendly but idk if I wanna cuddle with Patricia rn this is a wild and bloody ride

I can’t tell if we’re about to make out or punch each other

NO this is hedwig all over again WHAT THE HELL

WHY ARE WE PUTTING OUR CLOTHES BACK ON NOOOOOOOO

…… smash

OUUUU I am loving this. I adore an unreliable narrator this is getting so juicy.

This may be the only woman in the world who overthinks more than I do

cry count now stands at 5