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I really do love this book sorry everyone!

It’s getting too scary I can’t read anymore tonight.

I’m stressin’

“…his parents staring at him helplessly, the way children might stare at a toy broken in a furious tussle over to whom it belonged.”

Steve!!!

Sorry when I broke my ankle I forgot how to read but I’m back.

So silly to come on here and declare one of the most famous stories of the 20th century as really interesting but yall this book is really interesting!!!

"... and when he moved, it was with the prissy speed that seems to be the exclusive domain of all small plump men" Stephen clocking the girls on the first page, okay sister...

Bitch

Throwback to the beginning when I thought TJR didn’t have the sauce with this one but now here I am waking up early to read.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy yall, it’s getting GAY. A kind of clunky start in the first 50-60 pages I think but ooo it’s getting juicy.

Would you believe that my light on my delayed flight was broken?

Shoutout to the woman next to me on my flight who closed the window blind slowly over the course of 20 minutes when she noticed I was using the light to read, until she clearly couldn’t stand it anymore. A homie fr.

“Recently I’ve had a few calls with women trying to break into the TikTok tradwife scene, which is a little depressing” BITCH I cackled.

I’m still reading but a guest at work just asked me how this was and I was so shocked that someone here talked to me like I’m a human, I had to make note of it

“It is always interesting see how often women are described as ravenous when it is the men who, without exception, take without thought of compensation.”

“Names are… often carelessly attended, left in view of those who would misuse them. Utilized correctly though…Names have so much power. Enough even to hide a soul in the curl of a stranger’s tongue”.