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Les Mis had never had this much press before, damn.

It must be so easy to find Patrick Bateman sympathetic and relatable if you’re stupid

Straight men should be illegal, I’ll tell you THAT much.

I often forget that people like this are friends with people they actively hate and vice versa and lmao

His morning routine made me wanna kms.

I really do love this book sorry everyone!

It’s getting too scary I can’t read anymore tonight.

I’m stressin’

“…his parents staring at him helplessly, the way children might stare at a toy broken in a furious tussle over to whom it belonged.”

Steve!!!

Sorry when I broke my ankle I forgot how to read but I’m back.

So silly to come on here and declare one of the most famous stories of the 20th century as really interesting but yall this book is really interesting!!!

"... and when he moved, it was with the prissy speed that seems to be the exclusive domain of all small plump men" Stephen clocking the girls on the first page, okay sister...

Bitch

Throwback to the beginning when I thought TJR didn’t have the sauce with this one but now here I am waking up early to read.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy yall, it’s getting GAY. A kind of clunky start in the first 50-60 pages I think but ooo it’s getting juicy.

Would you believe that my light on my delayed flight was broken?

Shoutout to the woman next to me on my flight who closed the window blind slowly over the course of 20 minutes when she noticed I was using the light to read, until she clearly couldn’t stand it anymore. A homie fr.