hana > Recent Status Updates

It really IS more violent than the movie (yay)

oh she’s pregnant now huh? the best infertile chick is pregnant with his baby now HUH?! oh, yeah, oh CONGRATAFUCKINLATIONS.

oh that one time worked huh?

guess he has super swimmers huh??

guess you’re gonna settle down together the moment I open the book again HUH?!

So if it’s so big that you cat wrap your hand around it…

Babe I’m worried (I was literally using my hand to try and gauge the size, it is NOT normal)

Okkk now I know who this Lacie Barone is!!

(I hate this already)

I don’t care if it’s winter, I need this series to be over.

“Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch!’ ”

What? 😭 Redwood tree?

Well now I can read the last name “Dunne” without thinking of Billy Dunne my king 🥰

finally, a boy and girl twin set!

why are we shitting on the short ex girlfriend? 😭

the MIRORR?!!!

(I knew this was coming)

I’m so biased I’m so biased, I shouldn’t let a man change my critical thinking but 😩

The Lady Danbury and Penelope duo is sending me, I love them

(Smells like a five star read…)

“If you run, I WILL catch you.”

😫

benedict you specimen of a man

My second man’s (I love him but I’m one step closer to Colin 🙏)

(I watched his season in a day)

(I’m gonna watched Benedict’s season in a day too)