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We’re already up to 11 “Christ’s Blood!” 🙃

I’m resigned to another dozen or so “Christ’s Blood!” At least we’re in familiar territory this book: Appalachia

This book is crazier than I remember lol, but I’m glad I’m rereading it.

Alright Ritchie can be an MVP too Mr. I-Don’t-Need-A-Weapon-I’ll-Bareknuckle-Box-All-These-Hoes

Gonzalo the MVP (although if it’s been a little over a year since all the kids lost their hair, how does he have “long white metal head hair” I guess some people can grow their hair really fast lol)

I need this book to end with Tom joining the Berserkers since he already has some of the blood in him. I really hope this little girl isn’t just straight up lying to him and using him.

Steven better still be alive after all this BS lol

We’re up to three Christs Bloods now lol, but we got breath stealing succubus of some kind.

I’m curious if we’re still doing the mushrooms or something different. Also I’m crossing my fingers I don’t hear “Christs Blood” fifty million times lol

“I hope you found the beautiful light.” 😭

NOOOOO ugh. I’m so sad for MC. Girlie Pop is still suspicious as hell I’m waiting for a good description of these “berserkers” so I know if we’re dealing with werewolf type people or people who just hulk tf out

Can’t wait to find out if this little undead girl is as evil as the military guy wants us to think she is. I’m leaning towards yes lol, also leaning more towards lycanthropy of some kind instead of vampirism.

Oooh I can’t tell yet if this is weaponized vampirism or lycanthropy. They’ve mentioned silver which could go either way but the undead aspect makes me think vampire. However the skulls homeboy dug up are described kinda….wolfy.

Really been looking forward to getting my hands on this book.

“So what was he supposed to do? Grab Bobbi’s ax and make like Jack Nicholson in The Shining?” I love that Stephen King writes himself into his own universe lmao

Not the aliens replacing the humans crotch’s with tentacles wtf Stephen 😭😂

I’m going to be very very upset when I find out what this woman has done to her poor dog :(