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oh David how I love you

covered in degreaser and crying rn

when the national theatre uploads all 3 hours of their production… you know what’s up 🙂‍↕️

I am about to INHALE this. Oscar baby I missed you 🧎‍♀️

the way i was finally about to dnf this and the audacity to name drop CASEY MCQUISTON? how dare you. now i’m oath bound to finish this stupid book. what the hell.

curse me and my inability to DNF a book lmao

feel like i’m going through a millennial woman’s shower thoughts right now

NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID EARLIER I LOVE THEM ALREADY AHHHHHHHHH GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET

I think I need to admit to myself that I hate the way most romance novels are written and just put them down, instead of torturing myself.

it’s amazing how i’ve actually never had a unique thought before

emily austin why are you hurting me like this.

i’d like to figure out how some of these deaths are even humanly possible. is this one person or is this a clue situation i do not know yet.

this is literally like playing clue except everyone is way less cool and not queer coded (well-)

i have never seen the word queer this many times in a book before

book swap with caro ♡ gonna annotate the hell out of this so when she reads it it’ll feel like i’m there 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oh it’s- it’s me. 😵‍💫

“woke is good. woke is radical. I know i’m not woke. I’m practically half asleep.” i think my eyes need a shower.

already starting to regret my decision of picking this back up

giving this one another go because i’m in a reading slump so why not pick i book i dnfed to really send me to an early grave 🤩

everyone buckle the hell UP

the issue is that i literally cannot put this book down. i must. but i cannot.