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This son of Mary guy seems pretty chill

Most unrealistic part about this book is that a Punter would get drafted in the first round of the NFL draft. DFW does not know ball.

Mario, my sweet summer child, I wish for only your joy.

I absolutely adore this book, except for the fact that it gives me an actual headache to read it for more than 10 minutes straight.

I just read 3 footnotes for a 7 page footnote that was itself referenced by two other footnotes as it carried information pertaining to the backstory of character who was introduced as an aside in the backstory of another character.

I think I will take me 1 billion years to read this book.

DFW must have been methed up as is medically feasible to write this many words. Truly the Tolstoy of performative male writers.

This town is just filled with a bunch of freaks I guess

Oh boy…

What a fucking gut punch.

Newt my sunshine, I wish you only the world.

Who up Yeeing they Haw rn?

If anything bad happen to Rocky, I’ll kill myself

This book tickles my brain.

I can’t even express how much I fucking love baseball

How has the inciting incident not even happened yet?

I wish nothing but the worst for Charles

Ok Ivan needs to shut the fuck up rn

Man I’ve read so much, I’ve got be halfway done by now.

Murakami please please please stop writing about women 😭😭😭

Looks like the old dog still has a few tricks left in him.

James Baldwin is seriously competing to be one of my favourite authors.

Man I fucking hate buffalo. Those assholes got what was coming to them.

I can already tell that this book is gonna make me feel like shit.

This punishment better be fucking good

Did we really need 9 separate character introductions, Richard???

Still waiting on that punishment…