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bel is sooo different from pip holy crap

i’m locking in FR i can’t believe her dad went to jail

oh my fucking god if he got a tattoo im killing myself (derogatory)

SORRY SORRY DEMENTIA

now why TFF does the woman with early onset alzheimer’s have a fucking GUN

this is soo cringe im gonna throw up

i’m kinda bored let’s wrap this up

what the fuck is going on

facetime call from your criminal and murderer father is wild

god i hate proposal speeches

if he proposed in public i’m killing myself

genuinely nothing more irritating that a book telling me something is profound and it’s just like a saying from a fucking snapple bottle top like pack it upppppp

okok i’m clearly slow sorry guys

okay so maddox is the darkness? but then he’s also saying that devon wouldn’t exist without him idk bro i give up

i feel like the rings should say there’s no light without darkness instead of the opposite

what in gods green earth? i’m irritated bc i wasn’t planning on reading xavi and nate’s book bc supposedly it’s real bad but LIKEEEEEE i kinda have to even if it’s ass

IM CRYINGGGGG THUS IS CRAy

this is crazy pants

this is all quite stupidly convenient like yeah we got this info but you don’t wanna know how like we just magically got it bc they broke in but like i’d wanna see that happen also not just like summary summary recap

im so dead devon’s like don’t give up keep fighting FIGHTING WHO???? AND WHERE

im pissed what a fucking idiot

oh devon’s being such an idiot rn

i am so dead it’s like that meme when you see run red

im not a huge fan of exclamation points in ANY writing unless its dialogue bc idk there’s a certain tone that comes with it that i just hate soooo much

who on gods earth are mary and kathy???

go team