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cringe central over here jesus christ that was terrible

so he loves her we all know that and she likes him and wants to sleep with him but does SHE love him???????????????? the books almost over and quite honestly it’s up in the air rn

but she’s also, and i’m sorry to say, a bit of a wuss and annoying likeeeeee either get your rocks off and marry him or DONT i don’t understand why we’re in this stupid in between place when SHES not even happy being there it’s exhausting and REPETITIVE

this is just quite odd bc like yeah she wants to have sex with him blah blah blah but half the time she’s always like i’m uncomfortable and i don’t want to and i SHOULDNT want to and he’s pushy pushy pushy and i know there won’t be any kind of apology for this behavior OBVIOUSLYYYY and idk it’s just kinda icky to read

i do like the dynamic a lot tho

oh jeez so so while this is all fun and games it can also be super problematic the lady that wrote this is kinda weird

golly i wish he’d try to give her children rn but nooooooooo

i need them to kiss already or SOMETHING

golllyyyy i already need prayers

i’ve been picking and choosing whether to log the plays i read or not and since this is a physical book and not a large one with many plays i’m logging it but i vaguely read richard II last fall and it was really great and bolingbroke was kinda sexy SOORRYYYYYYYY BYE

i like michael

how fun lady danbury i love her

i’ve been reading for days but was going through a trial period in case i dropped it but i think im all in

alright enough there’s only so much cringe i can take

unlimited pto is sadly not real unless you’re having some sort of severe mental delusion and or collapse sorry to say

when it says “mine and eli’s dads” that does not mean “my dad and eli’s dads” it means OUR DADS goodnight

wait i might sound like a bigot but since when does eli have TWO DADS??? I MEAN IDC I JUST DIDNT KNOW 😭😭

my god i wish he’d said 60 or 70

whatever it’s so cute who cares shoot me kill me

ooohhh they did confess their love thanks for the reminder

i forget what happened did they say they love each other or he said it or what

he’s talking in a language i understand

i might end it all whatever goodbye

maybe i should just kill myself

he’s such a flirt omf

i hate the word soak

i think i would die for jesse