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WHOAAAAAA

imagine if he has a genuine shrine to her or some fucking insane shit and it genuinely turns into a horror thriller? that would be kinda sick

whatever maybe i’ll kill myself

this feels very real and lived in

i really like them

im dead

this is crazy

oh yes this is it we’re locked tf in

omg im about to get angry

oh jeez it’s cute he’s so cute

how tf does this guy know it’s her? was the reservation under her name or he recognized her voice???

these ppl are very touchy

good so far

taking a break from the other bc i’m so sleepy and don’t have the mental capacity for it currently

i’m not entirely sure what’s going on

cute and fun so far

omg i understand the lingo here fcc and after 10pm safe harbor hours? i’m locked tf in

i just tried to read it and it was so exhausting i’m giving up whatever kill me shoot me lock me up and throw away the key

i really don’t need nor want this “where are they now” bullshit wrap it tf up

this random ass girl and luca bc she just needs to keep writing stuff it’s irritating bc luca feels like a rio character except not nearly as cute and charming SOORRRYYYYYYY

i hate that she’s giving us context like oh the legal drinking age in british columbia and a university in ontario bc she knows her audience is mostly american but it’s just so expositiony like let me gather in my own these things don’t treat me like a fucking 5 year old

the tattoo is a fox and i’m killing myself and not in a good way

OH NOOO I OUT THE WRONG ISGE NUNBER but they literally just said the title of pippas book

i am actually CRYINNNGGFFFG this is so fucking cringe

oh my fucking goddddd it’s actually painful to read this

not a huge fan of this rallying up the avengers to stand with her moment it’s mega cringe

i hate the word crash used for kissing