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also third person pov is super fun

i started reading ps ur intolerable and it was lowkey sooo badly written that i needed to give up and ive been dying to read this so lets go team

no clue who he’s possibly talking about rn

i really wanna finish

i accidentally reread the last 15 pages bc i had no idea and now im literally back where i started

WAIT SHE SAID IT

this is the funniest thing ever i’m actually crying and cringing a little SORRY IM SORRY

i really wanted another beginning with an m name for miller and kai but i SUPPOSE since there’s 2 m’s in emmy it’s FINE

this is so fun go team

SHES OPRAH YOURE FIRED AND YOURE FIRED AND YOURE FIRED

okay all jokes aside i really like the shift in the trope where usually it’s a man saying some crazy shit “she’s mine nobody touch her” bs blah blah blah and here i like that she’s really kinda staking her claim over a man who has atleast 100 pounds on her it’s awesome #girlpowerandallthay

periodddddd

this is so melodramatic i love it

sooo she seemed to have a plan lowkey i mean not really maybe she was gonna break up with him? what the hell is about to happen? will scott die in a “tragic” accident

the more he talks the more i truly believe he should be shot in the face

this is kinda crazy he’s having her followed though TO BE FAIR i know they were like yeah it’s a private event blah blah blah idk i feel like i would still be severely paranoid

ofc ofc we’re not dumb and i think we should take preemptive action by just killing scott right here

which essentially means i’m breaking up with you tomorrow rip in peace

wait WHAT?? now how tf do they know vee and zee and rio and etc etc???

wait what the hell i guess everyone is wedding certified or whatever

can’t monty likeeee RETIRE?? i’m kidding i don’t want that to happen

rip

oh GOD i’d throw up right then and there

GOLLYYYYYYYYYY

whatever

wait sorry i lied HES clocked in 10 hour shift NO FUCKING OVERTIME

she’s clocking in for a 10 hour shift NO overtime