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okay asta e cea mai dark carte dintre toate 3...

Berna-bitch hate club rn

okay... i'm sorry for assuming ca o sa fie un love triangle with her step brother and Kade... Jeez, Chris e mai rau decat Tobias.

„How did you get blood in your hair?”

Freckles, darling, I’m a fucking animal. You should’ve seen me Jackie Chan my shit today.

„I had five rules I stuck to for two years.
Rule one: Stay away from your toxic ex-girlfriend.
Rule two: Don’t unblock her number.
Rule three: If you’re both in the same room, don’t fucking look at her – it’s a trap.
Yet here I am with two fingers buried inside said ex, her cunt dripping down my chin, moaning my name so loud her voice breaks."

AM MURITTT

HELL YEAAAAAH

This shit is busssinnnnnn

Odata ce intru in vacanta it's over for you bitches, just wait pana nu mai sunt employed 😎

HELL YEAAAAH PREGNANCY THROPE I LOVE THISSSSS

faptul ca sunt employed ma baga intr un reading slump 🫠

half employed girlie is struggling with her reading challenge 😭😭😭

Sunt deja done cu bondageul scuze…

This better be bussin Shantel, i'm warning you

boooooring yawning asta merit ca nu pot sa dnf o carte

parcă ziceau ca devine interesanta 💀💀💀

zici ca autoru are adhd grav

Alt obiect care trebuie pus pe lista la what else can get in a coochie while they’re fucking 😀 wine bottle.

okay umm... whatahell

“That’s not the point! It’s July, Beckett! July is for shorts and hikes and suntans, and being kissed under the moonlight. And I’m in jeans with no kisses, and my legs look like a Yeti somewhere in the Himalayas lent me his coat!”

“Wow, that’s…really visual.” Don’t laugh. Do. Not. Laugh. Oh yeah, those nails were leaving marks.

i love him 😭😭😭😭