Mackenzie Iris > Recent Status Updates

Damn, Sante

I have fallen in love with a Karen. I never thought this day would come

Please, for the love of god, you cannot be this absolutely naive.

Then again, knowing your backstory, I guess you can be

What I want to know is how no one realizes that two separate events happened in the exact same year that sorta have something to do with each other? Like? 1+1=2????

Wow Im 7% in and this one dude sucks

I can’t tell if I hate Cole or if I like him. He sucks but also doesn’t? I’m conflicted

“I’m gonna win my cousin over by being a complete asshole to her”
Sound logic

My man is dumb

Did I skip the other two? Yes.
Should I stop with the cowboy stories? Maybe
Am I going to? Probably not

How dare they disrespect crawfish étouffée like that

I was waiting on the fantasy part

Good news, I found it

This book did 0-60 in .5 seconds

I forgot to add this to my currently reading. But how can a book be funny, tragically sad and confusing all at once?

This book earned some serious brownie points simply for putting Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls in it.

God. Raven, why do you have to make me sob?

Sobbing. I was hoping for a moment like this

God I’m already crying

“Get it together, daddy-o” is my new mantra

September means Halloween time, right?

Googling pumpkin hard cider rn. I need it

Man, I love when books have necromancy in their worlds

I trust not a single male in this story so far.

Please give me silly goofy. I need silly goofy

Rip, friend.

Not Bebe. She’s still safe

If Bebe dies at any point, I’ll riot.

And now I’m crying

“Ignore the lice”
Catch me NEVER becoming a war correspondent because of this.

Well also because I’m a scaredy cat and that seems too scary for me.

“But fuck Danya. Danya was the worst.”

Danya is insufferable

How many dog references are there going to be?