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HEY I LOVE GLOTTAL STOPS!!!

“He believed it had some hallucinogenic properties” -guy talking to his candle

He’s so autistic he’s just like me fr

Sorry but I did just read about the protagonist grooming somebody and the book doesn’t give a fuck??

YOU BITCH

“Oi I wasn’t raised as a soft wokie and look how I turned out!”

The man who turned out:

IF HE CANT BE MY BOYFRIEND THEN HE CAN BE NO ONE’S BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Uhhh what the fuck did I just read

Don’t mind me just stalking 2026 horror releases xx

what CRACK are people smoking in new hampshire

take a shot everytime milton calls matthew beautiful or charming or handsome (my liver is already failing)

CAMEO CAMEO CAMEO

WE ARE SO BACK CHAT

I think the author has a teen pregnancy fetish Jesus Christ. All three of the main characters (so far) have been teenage moms, and we’re not including side characters.

I KNEW IT WAS THE SILVER SISTERHOOD!!!

Hey buddy I have some bad news for you

SEVENTEEN CHILDREN???? SEVENTEEN???????

“Why did she shout ‘The Master’s gone mad’ when all he’d done was leave the house with an ice-pick and a hammer?” Oh right that’s what normal rich people do. They go around carrying an ice pick and hammer in mid-afternoon in England

NO FUCKING WAY

Arthur definitely did it . Or he’s just autistic with bad social skills . Maybe both.

mhmmm im sure you’re soooo sexy to her, mr. crackhead misogynist wizard

Okay this is getting weirdly “Christianity is the only true religion” 🥴

please don’t turn into a spy novel please don’t turn into a spy novel please don’t turn into a spy novel please

I’m sorry WHAT

“Basically harmless” famous last words

OH????

I wonder if Matthew's poisoning/doing something to them???