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"I'm glad to be with you Samwise Gamgee. Here, at the end of all things."

like lets all die

with the two towers, i much preferred the first book to the second, and now with return of the king i anticipate the opposite. HOW THE HELL IS TOLKIEN LEAVING US ON THE CLIFFHANGER OF FRODOS LIFE BEING IN DANGER AND MAKING US READ A WHOLE BUNCH OF WAR NONSENSE BEFORE GETTING TO IF HE LIVES? im only one chapter into the second book, but its been the most exciting chapter of rotk so far so lets see..

idk if its just me but i got into it again. probs cause it was a break between the fighting lmao

“but no living man am i!” was herstory.

i was gonna say the movies make the battles more gaggy than the books but i think i’d feel that way in every case.. fights are way more fun to watch than read like is it just me?

DERNHELM MY TRANSMASC KING

idk if it was just me but this first chapter was incredibly hard for me to get through 😓

is gollum gay too?

calling gandalf mithrandir to let everyone know i know him #likethat

this series is a test of patience /pos

book frodo is so much better oh dont cry elijah wood

book frodo is so much more commanding and decisive, less naive and trusting than the movie. maybe its bc in the movie he leaves right after bilbo’s birthday, making him significantly younger? book frodo clearssss

finished part 1 so no more of my husband gandalf 💔

helms deep in the movie >>>> in the book

gandalf lived… charlie kirk couldn’t

the entwives wanted to obey? oh im sure..

rip to a real one 💔 for real this time

this is really annoying to log cause the page numbers continue from fellowship 💔

“torment in the dark was the danger that i feared, and it did not hold me back. but i would not have come, had i known the danger of light at joy.” gimli talking about his boyfriend legolas 😭🥹

galadriel eats

rip to a real one 😔💯

couldn’t focus today 💔

she’s getting juicy..