“You've got a knife under my throat!"
"Because you just fucking stabbed me!"
"Because you chased me!"
"Because I need to fucking talk to you!"
"You assault people all the time!"
"I only kill them!"
"Okay."
"I make a lot of threats, maybe a little torture sometimes, but I don't sexually assault people, that's yuck."
This is so unhinged I’m cracking up. Jacob Morgan is perfect for this audiobook lol
— Oct 29, 2026 08:38PM
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