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Jessica
is 30% done
“You've got a knife under my throat!"
"Because you just fucking stabbed me!"
"Because you chased me!"
"Because I need to fucking talk to you!"
"You assault people all the time!"
"I only kill them!"
"Okay."
"I make a lot of threats, maybe a little torture sometimes, but I don't sexually assault people, that's yuck."
This is so unhinged I’m cracking up. Jacob Morgan is perfect for this audiobook lol
— Oct 29, 2026 08:38PM
"Because you just fucking stabbed me!"
"Because you chased me!"
"Because I need to fucking talk to you!"
"You assault people all the time!"
"I only kill them!"
"Okay."
"I make a lot of threats, maybe a little torture sometimes, but I don't sexually assault people, that's yuck."
This is so unhinged I’m cracking up. Jacob Morgan is perfect for this audiobook lol
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Jessica’s Previous Updates
Jessica
is 40% done
"I'm not attracted to you."
"I'll get plastic surgery."
"I can't be doing this. I have a lot on my plate right now."
"I can eat for two."
"I think we're better off as friends."
"Yeah, boyfriend and girlfriend."
"I'm seeing someone else right now."
"Yeah, you're seeing me."
"You're not really my type."
"Type faster."
— Oct 30, 2026 07:32AM
"I'll get plastic surgery."
"I can't be doing this. I have a lot on my plate right now."
"I can eat for two."
"I think we're better off as friends."
"Yeah, boyfriend and girlfriend."
"I'm seeing someone else right now."
"Yeah, you're seeing me."
"You're not really my type."
"Type faster."