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“Yeah, so…we have sex for this entire chapter, but I’m not going to write it all out, because 1) then I’d have to put a shirtless guy on the cover, and 2) this chapter would be, like, a hundred pages long.”

Yk what yeah lol

“I scoffed. They’re so whipped, it’s embarrassing. I would never be so obsessed with a woman.”

you say that now…

“I threw my arms around her. “Thank you,” I repeated into her curly hair. Alexis hugged me tightly.
Safe.
You’re going to be safe.”

Why is she actually so cute I love her.

“Hades slowly smirked. “The Crimson Duo.”

THEYRE SO GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH HER IN THE NEXT BOOK IM CALLING IT

“Oh, darling … are you asking me to crawl, again? We both know I’m very comfortable on my knees.”


😟 ok then

“Fluffy Jr. will be alright”

HE BETTER BE A PEGASUS. I LOVE THIS STUPID DOG HORSE THING TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO DIE

“Alexis stared at him like she couldn’t tell if he was joking, then she shook her head and beamed at us.”

lowkey if someone gave me a graphic calculator I’d also be happy lol. but them not having them is CRAZY

“My husbands looked on with devastation as I walked away with their protectors at my side.”

YEAHHHHH

“What the fuck is wrong with you two?” Augustus shouted. “Why do I keep finding you like this? You’re both kissing as you bleed out?”

😭

“I’m yours,” I said as the rain roared around us. “You can break my legs, but I’ll still crawl after you. If you’re injured, I will carve myself to pieces to make you whole … every … single … time. This is not a temporary arrangement. We will be together. Forever. Or I’ll be dead.”

wow.

“How—” Alexis coughed as she turned her head. “You know … come … here?”
Rain dripped from her long lashes.
“We were always coming back for you.”

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU

“My wife’s body was going to accept my ear. It didn’t have a fucking choice.”

WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT SINCE YOUVE SEWN IT ON HER YOU FREAK

“Tears streamed down my muzzle as I prayed to Kronos for the life of the man who owned my soul.
And the woman I’d left behind”

WHAT. THE. HELL.

“Sure, I had the potential to be physically fit and athletically competent. The problem was, I didn’t want to be. I enjoyed sitting. A lot.”


Felt that

“My breath caught and I pressed my thighs together.
Wait … Do I?”


HAHA

“Three.” His voice vibrated with violence.
Does he have a counting kink or something?”

I wouldn’t be surprised if he did. these guys are crazy.

“What a thoughtful, nice man.
I fired at his face.”

“Wait—why is there a Taser in your stomach? Why are there scorch “marks on her chin?” Augustus looked between us like we’d both lost our ever-loving minds (we had).
“I’m seducing her.”
“He’s trying to k-kill me.”
Kharon had the audacity to look offended.”

I can’t. this is too funny.

“Carissima,” he purred darkly as he took a step toward me”


smash.

“He smiled cockily. “In emergencies, try to lock your elbows so the recoil doesn’t throw you off—”
I pulled out the Taser Persephone had gifted me and slammed down on the black button.
It was an emergency; my husband was an ass.
Kharon dropped like a rock.
“Good.” He choked out. “Job.” Gasp. “That.” He made a horrible, strangled sound. “Also works.”

LOL

“But now I knew the truth. He bought me that stupid cheap bracelet because he felt guilty.”

he’s broke. but yeah.

“And I was so desperate to make up, I hadn’t seen it.”

you trusted him forgive yourself.

“I was waiting for him to stop me. But he didn’t.”

bc he’s an ass

“He stared. “What the hell does that mean, ‘inferiority complex’?”

OMG LOL HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 😭

“He did not say, If you are worried, you shouldn’t be.

He said, If you are worried, you should come with us. I knew he didn’t mean it that way, but it still bothered me.”

BECUASE HES WEIRDD AND PSYCHO AND A CHEATER

“Jeremiah crawled over to where I was. He put his arms around my knees. “Don’t leave,” he begged. “Please don’t leave.”

mannCHILDDDDDDDD

BULLSHITTTT

“I didn’t want to hook up with her. It just happened.”

“He was the first boy I ever kissed.”

HE WAS HER FIRST KISS?! YUCK!

“That dress reminds me of The Sound of Music, but in a hot way.”

“Thanks,” I said again. Did the dress make me look like Fräulein Maria, I wondered? That didn’t sound like a good thing. I smoothed down the straps a little.”

Great start to the book. “So you’ve decided to commit a murder. congratulations!”

“A low laugh crawls up my throat when she leaves me on Read, not responding.
Touché, stranger. Touché.”

damn right.