Izzy’s Reviews > Bonds of Hercules > Status Update

“I scoffed. They’re so whipped, it’s embarrassing. I would never be so obsessed with a woman.”

you say that now…

“I threw my arms around her. “Thank you,” I repeated into her curly hair. Alexis hugged me tightly.
Safe.
You’re going to be safe.”

Why is she actually so cute I love her.

“Hades slowly smirked. “The Crimson Duo.”

THEYRE SO GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH HER IN THE NEXT BOOK IM CALLING IT

“Oh, darling … are you asking me to crawl, again? We both know I’m very comfortable on my knees.”


😟 ok then

“Fluffy Jr. will be alright”

HE BETTER BE A PEGASUS. I LOVE THIS STUPID DOG HORSE THING TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO DIE

“Alexis stared at him like she couldn’t tell if he was joking, then she shook her head and beamed at us.”

lowkey if someone gave me a graphic calculator I’d also be happy lol. but them not having them is CRAZY

“My husbands looked on with devastation as I walked away with their protectors at my side.”

YEAHHHHH

“What the fuck is wrong with you two?” Augustus shouted. “Why do I keep finding you like this? You’re both kissing as you bleed out?”

😭

“I’m yours,” I said as the rain roared around us. “You can break my legs, but I’ll still crawl after you. If you’re injured, I will carve myself to pieces to make you whole … every … single … time. This is not a temporary arrangement. We will be together. Forever. Or I’ll be dead.”

wow.

“How—” Alexis coughed as she turned her head. “You know … come … here?”
Rain dripped from her long lashes.
“We were always coming back for you.”

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU