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"Hands on the person"

so doesn't need to be on the face. He could have read her mind when he helped her up from the bench.

"Don't borrow tomorrow's trouble."

Such a good line

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I did not see that coming

Well that escalated quickly.

“How’s this?” I asked a purring Fred, dropping my voice as low as I comfortably could. “I am Batman”. 🦇

I’m dying omg 😂😂😂

Chapter 8 might be the funniest sexy chapter I've ever read. 😂😂

Chapter 8 might be the funniest sexy chapter I've ever read. 😂😂

"No touchy, still angry" is being added to my vernacular effective immediately. 😂

I needed Josh’s inner dialogue after crying from another book omg 😂😂

This is borderline IT class with the details of tech he installed😂. I’d probably pay more attention if it were like this though.

lol normal things

Lmao Ada 😂😂 “you owe me 50 bucks”

When is Teddy and Steph's book 😂😂 She's fantastic I love her.

YES PEARL!!

I need a Pearl in my life lol I love her.

LMAO, everyone reciting one liners from big hit movies.

"Ok?"
"I feel like the human version of the 100 emoji."

I just laughed so loud and hard I was weezing, I had to rewind, thank goodness I'm working from home today listening to this audiobook. 😂😂