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“he wore a Speedo, any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.”

Picking up the book again… it’s hard to read.

“‘Mommer farted,’ said Kevin, now halving the difference between Mommy and Mother.”

Pretty innnchresssting book so far

“the Promised Land.”

“Because it has no collarbone, a cat can squeeze through an opening that is no larger than the size of its head.”

“To the ancient Greeks, Earth is the unmoving center of cosmos, the home of all life.”

“Scientific Method is doing whatever it takes to not fool oneself into thinking what’s true is false, or what’s false is true.”

This book is so fun to read. My eyes just glide through. Sometimes I read too fast to the point where I’m conscious that my eyes are moving and I start to get dizzy and it starts to hurt

“Nothing sadder than a slow ambulance” 💀

NOOOOOO. NO. NO. NOOOOO THE EPILOGUE

What.

Started reading this book because I watched the movie yesterday

“The farther south you go, the y’all-er it gets.”

“‘Wahoo’ is the word.”

“[…] in light show mode, every freak of Lytle was blindingly green with magenta polka dots? Every detail. I instinctively turn it off. Then there before me is actual Lytle-actual naked Lytle.” HAHAHA

“So.. and I thought I’d never say this to my best friend, but… take off your pants and steal my wallet. I’m going to watch.” LOL

Well, I fainted while reading this chapter yesterday at 11 ish am. I wasn’t reading it when I fainted but I fainted a few minutes after I closed my book. HAHA so funny paramedics came, I hit my head but I’m (I THINK) all good now

“Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.”

Listening to BH surfers while reading Gibby’s book >>>
(The song is The Lord Is A Monkey)

THANK YOU NA FOR GETTING ME THIS BOOK FOR MY BIRTHDAY‼️‼️ ITS SIGNED TOO 🥺🥺

“For the next I don’t know how long, I’ve got no problems in the world. No mother. No medical bills. No shitty museum job. No jerk-off best friend. Nothing.
I feel nothing.”