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“So.. and I thought I’d never say this to my best friend, but… take off your pants and steal my wallet. I’m going to watch.” LOL

— Nov 17, 2023 11:08AM

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“Nothing sadder than a slow ambulance” 💀

— Nov 25, 2023 03:26PM

Jade is on page 239 of 256

NOOOOOO. NO. NO. NOOOOO THE EPILOGUE

— Nov 25, 2023 03:25PM

Jade is on page 238 of 256

What.

— Nov 25, 2023 03:25PM

Jade is on page 206 of 256

“The farther south you go, the y’all-er it gets.”

— Nov 18, 2023 07:27PM

Jade is on page 193 of 256

“‘Wahoo’ is the word.”

— Nov 17, 2023 11:25AM

Jade is on page 171 of 256

“[…] in light show mode, every freak of Lytle was blindingly green with magenta polka dots? Every detail. I instinctively turn it off. Then there before me is actual Lytle-actual naked Lytle.” HAHAHA

— Nov 17, 2023 11:10AM

Jade is on page 125 of 256

Well, I fainted while reading this chapter yesterday at 11 ish am. I wasn’t reading it when I fainted but I fainted a few minutes after I closed my book. HAHA so funny paramedics came, I hit my head but I’m (I THINK) all good now

— Nov 13, 2023 03:48PM

Jade is on page 79 of 256

“Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.”

— Nov 07, 2023 11:21AM

Jade is starting

Listening to BH surfers while reading Gibby’s book >>>
(The song is The Lord Is A Monkey)

— Nov 06, 2023 10:54AM

Jade is on page 16 of 256

— Nov 06, 2023 10:53AM