Ingrid Garnemark > Recent Status Updates

i'm so glad nina finally stood the fuck up. it was time and a half!!

omfg. i'm so pissed off. june deserves so much better than mick. i hate him. if this book tries to redeem his character down the line, i don't want it. he is irredeemable to me. genuinely such a horrible husband, and father. i'd seriously ask for a refund if i was june.

i am, once again and as per usual, foaming at the mouth for dr adam carlsen.

trailer dropped yesterday. september is right around the corner. and that means a reread is due.

my girls. my fucking girls. i'm crying.

oh thank fuck. i was so scared. but everything's okay. everything's fine. they're all fine.

and i hate the gods, they deserve everything that's coming to them.

it's the way i just added another reason to my neverending list of reasons for why i should (eventually) get a "13" tattoo. because the thirteen really just did that. i love them so damn fucking much. i'm genuinely at a loss.

oh dorian. the man that you are. i'm so sorry for doubting you. even if it was just for a second.

fenrys' last name is not moonbeam. (it is tho.) i'm crying. this is the funniest shit ever.

omfg. this can't be happening.

"together."

i genuinely can't handle this. aelin and rowan are everything.

i love when men get compared to dogs.

especially when a man is self aware enough to compare himself to a dog.

an army. an army of ilken. a fucking army of fucking ilken.

first of all; how dare they interrupt elide and lorcan like that? not cool at all. second of all; i'm so scared. because what the fuck are they going to do?

just when i was starting to like chaol... he has to go and fuck it up. i'm not surprised. but i'm mad. i'm shaking my head harder than any head has ever been shook before.

omg manon really is THAT bitch. i love her.

3 pages of aelin and aedion, and they're already my second favorite duo of this series. second only to aelin and rowan. of course.

i hate chaol. i fucking hate him. always have, and always will. he's nothing more than a piece of lettuce to me.

"but again, i am a man, and as you might know, men are not great at reading signs."

no truer words have ever been written.

"i'm starting to understand that you can always make time for the things that matter."

to write that sentence should actually be a crime with the way i'm crying right now.

"the wall of asswipe"

"the wall of asswipe"

"it's only illegal if you get caught."

yes motherfucker!! my kinda man!!

"i only love your penis" is an insane thing to say to a person.

"just because we had goats doesn't mean we didn't have parties."

so true, ma'am.

"i never know if i'm feeling the right thing."

emily. girl. how did you find my diary? because this shit is starting to hit a little too close to home for comfort.

a redhead child pointing to an orangutan and saying "he's orange like me" may be the most unintentionally funny thing i've ever read.

i may have to get "weirdo" tattooed on my forehead in solidarity.

is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

"i just wanted to listen to you exist."

that sound you heard? yeah, that was my jaw hitting the floor.

not a german accent, but a swedish one!! because she just got THE lukas blomqvist to fake flirt with her!!