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“I used to quite fancy living in a cave, when I was little. Me and Reggie were going to run away from home and become cave dwellers.”

Well…one of you certainly ended up in a cave💀

Remus tried his best to smile at James’s mother, and thank her as she served him a bowl of porridge, but scowled when Sirius pushed the jar of honey towards him. He ignored it, and for the first time in his life ate his porridge unsweetened. It tasted crap.

So petty lmao😭

“Ooooh, it’s a ‘kiss’ now, is it? Snogging’s good enough for Grant, but for the great and glorious Sirius Black it’s ‘kissing’ lah-dee-dah!”

Lah dee dah 😭😭

“You don’t have to protect me. Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I can’t protect myself.”
“I’m not protecting you because you’re a woman. I’m protecting you because you’re my woman.”

‼️‼️😩😩

“I’ll bring the world to its knees in front of you. All you have to do is ask.”
“Why?” I whisper “Why would you do that for me?”
“Because the world needs to bend the knee for my queen.”
*My queen.*

“You should always ask.”
“Why?”
“Because you shouldn’t assume that will never change. It can. It can change at any second for various reasons.”

Can’t believe a grown as man had to be educated on consent siiiigh

"Come on, Potter. Puddlemere? Holyhead? The Cannons? Who's shown the most interest so far?"
James raised his head dignifiedly "If you must know, they’ve all inquired. But I’m turning them down – for now, anyway. I’m going to fight. Quidditch can wait. I want to do everything I can to make sure the wizarding world is safe for everyone, not just purebloods.”

Ego the size of a lake…but a heart to match it

Remus comes downstairs on his birthday to find Sirius kissing Mary.
And all of a sudden all I can hear is “party on you” song on repeat

“Have you ever kissed anyone, Remus?”

🎶 Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fine. Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this. It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss 🎶

“Because I’m bloody mad about her.” James replied, without missing a beat. “You know when you just can’t get ‘em out of your mind, and in your head it’s great, and everything’s going the way you want - but then they’re there, in front of you, and… well it all goes to shit, because she’s just so much more spectacular in real life, y’know?”

I love jily

“So, settle a bet for me and Prongs,” Sirius began, flinging himself into the empty space on the window seat, “How many nifflers would we need to find Rowena Ravenclaw’s lost diadem?”

Oh, don’t worry, Sirius! your Godson will find it for you😃
You won’t be here to see it anymore😃, but he will find it😃
I’m going to cry

‘I’m a great friend, me. All I think about is Sirius. Sirius’s safety. Sirius’s happiness. Sirius’s hands, Sirius’s neck, Sirius’s mouth, Sirius throwing me down on the bed and--- Stop. Nope. Not the time. Fuck’s sake.’

Lmaaooo

“How about you? Aren’t you going to eat?”
“Who said I’m not? I’m having you for dinner.”

Contrary to popular belief, the key to being a mastermind isn’t your ability to plot. It’s, in fact, your ability to predict your opponent’s moves before they make them.

In exchange for transferring full ownership of the stocks, I want you to pay for them by becoming mine.


I’m fully on board with this, if you were wondering

“I love you, Casteel Da’Neer,” I whispered. “And I will return to you.”

It’s like she’s signing a death sentence

“Would you prefer I called you Poppy?”
“I’d prefer that you crawl back into the hole you came out of and die, but I have a feeling you won’t do that for me.”

“That’s a red flag,” Tawny murmured.
“I’m a walking red flag,” he replied with a grin that brought out his dimple.

Self aware king or whatever
You saw the red flag, but did you also see the pole it came with?

For some reason, an image of Leopold formed in my mind—hair a rich, reddish brown and eyes as green as emeralds.

I don’t think it’s leopold you’re thinking of

the rulers of us all, and I was so sick and tired of those with the power to change things—to make things better—doing nothing.


Oh Poppy, you’d be disappointed in the mortal realm too I’m afraid