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omg Jane is driving me insane. why is she incapable of nuance and talking shit? why is she so opposed to talking negatively about people even if they deserve it? Lizzy is correct about Mr. Collins and Miss Lucas and Jane is dense

“From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents - Your mother will never see you again if you do Not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.” that’s what’s up Mr. Bennet

Omg Lizzy hates Mr. Collins 😭😭

“Men tell stories. Women get on with it. For us, it was a shadow war. There were no parades for us when it was over no medals or mentions in history books we did we had two during the war, and when it was over, we picked up the pieces and started our lives over.”

“A girls love for her father. Immutable. Unbearable but unbreakable.”

This book is making me giggle like The Love Hypothesis and I love the audio narrator <3

“..because I realize he’s not just worried about me, he’s jealous.” Girl omg 😭 everyone in this book is so fucked up

what the f is going on bruh… what did Megan do to the baby… I have so many questions…

Crooked crooked

I’m slightly confused why Colm’s chapters are in first person but Martins are in third? It’s kind of confusing this way because the POV’s change so flippantly.

“I am going to take care of this,” he told her. There was something determined, earnest in his eyes. Olive had never felt safer, or more loved. “And then I’ll come find you, and I’ll take care of you.”
SCREAMMMINGGG yes daddy

Chapter 16 is literally porn but I’m down

NOOOO PLEASE NOT ALTAN I CANT HANDLE THIS EKANEKEBDIDNB BOOOOOO

“A rationale explanation eluded her… it was simply what happened when one race decided that the other was insignificant.”

It didn’t get THAT good until like 75 pages ago

“It’s funny - when you get what you want, it almost always decreases in value.” HES TALKING ABOUT HIS GF DIANA BTW

“Go on birth control.” ??? EWWWWW MY GODDDDD like it’s an order he’s pissing me awfffff

such an interesting depiction of disordered eating

“By the way. You look so good in that bikini, it hurts.” omg I wanna kill him or me I don’t know

“There was something about her, a fragile sense of blind conviction. I knew that she would trust me.” Omg he’s evil and I’m so scared

“I’ve gotten involved with my employer only one time before, and I will never, ever go down that road again. I’d rather yank my own tooth out with a pair of pliers.” I see what you did there McFadden

“In the moral world, when I thought you were my enemy, I still missed you.”
“My sweet nemesis, how glad I am that you returned.” He pulls my body against his, cradling my head against his chest. We are still lying on the floor, although a perfectly good bed is right next to us.
I think of his riddle. How do people like us take off our armor?
One piece at a time.

“Mock me all you’d like. Whatever I imaged then, now it is I who would beg and grovel for a kind word from your lips. By you, I am forever undone.” CARDAN THE MAN YOU ARE

“I imagined you telling me to do with you whatever I liked.”OH EM GEE

OH MY GOD IS IT HAPPENING???

“And by the time the party ebbs, when I pass courtiers, they all bow to me. Every last one.”
I love Jude bad

“You should go.”
“This is my room. And that’s my wife.”
EVERYTIME HE SAYS WIFE IT JUMPS.

Cardan wanted Jude to be make sure he didn’t turn as evil as Dain, to keep him in check. But also, “I want you here by my side, as my queen.” I’m blushing

“And the next thing we know, the High King is on our doorstep ready to turn down the whole apartment complex to find you.”
I’m sick again 😭

“She is my wife. The rightful Queen of Elfhame.
And most definitely not in exhile.” I’m gonna Throw Up. ALSO THE LETTERS WE DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANT BY “DIDNT YOU GET MY LETTERS” OH FUCK