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am i cooked guys lit club tmrw

cathy is genuinely the devil

so friggin good already im lowkey obsessed w the writing and i Miss California 😣

acc getting interesting

having UT Austin being the only school you're applying to is wild 💀

This book bruh. like genuinely theyre crying for absolutely no reason. who has a tear bank at the ready to start crying just because someone else is crying.

On the other hand its pretty cool that they're on the same timeline I am, starting their senior year

"I wondered if I would ever belong to the earth like Dante did."

this book is kinda hard to read 😪

awwww Dylan was so pookie wookie 🥺

why is he tweaking out because he dont have huzz its okay gangalang you can rizz for the rest of your life

He's literally me bruh like the descriptions of the heat itself is making me go crazy i've experienced this unfortunately

i dont really understand whats going on but i like when he randomly starts monologuing abt the West like he got possessed by a spirit thats what im here for

"And who are you?"
"Rip Van Winkle 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️"

Oscar Wilde reference 🥹

"'Nonsense.Syphilis is a myth. It's Greek, I think--everyone has heard of the myth of syphilis.'
'That's the Myth of Sisyphus.'"

"'Madame, I am not little,' said Henri. 'In fact, there are parts of me--'"

"The two were curled up like battling twin fetuses facing off for in utero fisticuffs."