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friends I am locking in today and finishing part 5 I SWEARR because there is about 30 pages left

lowkey resisting the urge to dnf (at least for now)... I am enjoying it but idk I kind of do not care about the characters

chat we have finally made it to part 5 out of 6....everyone stand up and applaud

"My good Rodion Romanovich! My heart and soul! My dearest! What's the matter?"

Porfiry is so funny for this because why is he lowkey flirting with Rodya but also if I had been in the room with someone who absolutely knew I committed a crime, and they proceeded to rage bait me and call me their dearest I WOULD CRASH OUTTT

"and then suddenly stun him right in the head, with an axe, sir— heh, heh, heh!—right on the head, to use your happy comparison, heh, heh!"

LMFAOO PORFIRY IS FOUL FOR THAT

I'm really enjoying this!! I just am NOT in the mood to be reading on my tablet LOL I wish I had a physical copy so bad

"i need to prove to domnhall and his parents that i'm strong. that i can be a warrior."

maybe even?? someone serious? someone lawyerly? someone who wears black when nobody's dead?? 🎶

world's slowest reader

I WILL LOCK TF IN TRUST

and if I said I just spent 43 minutes on FOUR. PAGES. 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

i locked in and knocked out about 50 pages (which took an embarrassingly long time yall)

alert the headlines ali has once again picked this up after 2 months with with the intent to finish before dec 31

MIKA ☹️☹️☹️ i love this series so much

"but dazai didn't say a word as he stared at a point in the sky with an elbow resting on the table. it was as if his eyes weren't focused on the scenery outside but were watching vivid memories playing back of his mind."

yeah. oda reference...yeah. ☹️☹️☹️

sorry for spamming but
"it's finally happening." (XXX) smiled. "it's nowhere near as big of a deal as i thought it'd be."

TELL ME WHY I'M TWEAKING OUT EVEN THOUGH OBVIOUSLY IT WILL ALL BE OKAY 😭😭 WHAT IS HAPPENING

MIMIC?!?!? HELLLL NO NOT AGAIN

"You're the disciple of the Great Phantom Thief's disciple!" is giving "i'm your favorite artist's favorite artist" 😝

NOO WAY AKUTAGAWA REMEMBERS ARE YOU KIDDING ME SOULMATE BEHAVIOR

"the only way i knew how to reward you was by showing you my secret technique: cardiac arrest."
"how does somebody survive even after stopping their own heart?"

teehee season 5 party trick core

["hee hee hee"...a familiar voice came from somewhere
-"Did you say something, Kunikida?"
"No..." Kunikida's face was pale. "That wasn't me. But I've already got a bad feeling about this."]

LMFAOOOO kunikida's dazai bullshit detector is blaring rn

omigod omigod you guys!! 🎵🎵🎵

I feel like it has been a while since I have read messy family dynamics but OOF Cassel's family is messy this poor boy

take a shot every time this poor boy drinks a pot of coffee SOMEONE FEED CASSEL REAL FOOD

the info dumping about what happened last book is driving me insane...just because it'd a sequel it doesnt mean you have to summarize every single thing...I assure you if someone is reading the sequel they read the first book too 🫩

the sequel was on everand and i couldn't resist (don't ask me how much com ntr i'm procrastinating rn LOLLL)

ok let's see if i can finish this tonight so i can move on to bigger and better things (55 minutes😛)

"I'm the best con artist in this family," I reassure myself.

lets not kid now you are actually the worst liar ever 😭😭

lol this is actually way more boring than I remember it being yikes