Katie > Recent Status Updates

feeling more rage than i knew was possible!!!!!

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER

not allowed to complain abt my job anymore bc the worst place they’ve ever sent me is Westchester

haha what

i just read the description & we are only just now getting past what they reveal on goodreads… 48% in?? I am eager to listen to the second half, sounds more interesting to me. This author can WRITE but it’s just a bummer of a book

this is depressing and boring

girl DUMB

oh my god we get it she has piercings

what in the hunchback of notre dame

well that was obviously a highly upsetting read but when he mentioned a hex code LMAOOO that GOT ME

i’m back. this prose is🙌 i’m just so intrigued!! going to read a passage to my friend aloud

the tone has shifted so much it’s losing me

ok i understand the sentiment but if a man gifted me mikimoto pearls and then broke up with me i obviously would still wear the jewelry

these are literally the perfect gym audiobooks

HOLLANDER IS A LANDLORD???????

i’m literally giggling and kicking my feet at the office while i listen to this

this narrator has a very ben shapiro manner of
speaking which is super throwing me off lollll

i think i just don’t mesh well with romance books published before i was born. but i get it, the canon. i just can’t be objective

i find it beautiful when women have agency and i fear that’s not what’s happening here

no yeah this is a good point he’s neglecting his life

eeeew ew ew eeee

girl do you even like him😭😭

the immediate cut from her being self reflective to being completely helpless was jarring… i just cannot believe that a 37 year old ER doctor can’t google how to open a garage door im sorry

how is “i love you” less complicated than sex lmao male manipulator i gtg

i understand that love is more important than money but… crying over your FAVORITE SWAN dying is just not a relatable experience

puns have no place in the bedroom

it’s reading a liiiitle juvenile. if they were “a thing” idk bro

this doesn’t strike me as weird? she’s prob just calling it the current name for your benefit so you can google it later