Katie > Recent Status Updates

i think i just don’t mesh well with romance books published before i was born. but i get it, the canon. i just can’t be objective

i find it beautiful when women have agency and i fear that’s not what’s happening here

no yeah this is a good point he’s neglecting his life

eeeew ew ew eeee

girl do you even like him😭😭

the immediate cut from her being self reflective to being completely helpless was jarring… i just cannot believe that a 37 year old ER doctor can’t google how to open a garage door im sorry

how is “i love you” less complicated than sex lmao male manipulator i gtg

i understand that love is more important than money but… crying over your FAVORITE SWAN dying is just not a relatable experience

puns have no place in the bedroom

it’s reading a liiiitle juvenile. if they were “a thing” idk bro

this doesn’t strike me as weird? she’s prob just calling it the current name for your benefit so you can google it later

i have not been writing enough intermittent updates to tell yall how crazy and bad this man is. just trust me bro

idk why i thought she just bit his dick off

i’m sorry but DONT VAMPIRES NOT SHOW UP IN PHOTOS

jesus

bro what the fuck

$102K for a HOUSE??????????? this must be a fantasy novel

why is this surprising at ALL that a girl would clean her room real quick before getting in trouble THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENE

crazy omg i feel like this probably IS illegal right now

he’s gotta be bluffing

ICK

I HATEHIM

if a man called me angel face id projectile vomit

moral majority mentioned

oh my god they’re talking about glenn youngkin already. i am SAT

“impaled”

christ lmao starting off with a bang

lowkey this is extremely upsetting and not what i expected. i feel less like im learning and more like im putting myself through trauma to reach conclusions i am already fully aware of…

guys this is tea i’m enjoying it a lot